By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 04:44 - United States - Mahwah
Today, I bought a Santa hat. After wearing the hat for a few hours, I noticed a strange lump near the tip of it. I stuck my hand inside to dig out the mysterious object. It was a dead cockroach. FML
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By  colton_colton  |  49

Well time to burn that hat

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By  colton_colton  |  49

Well time to burn that hat

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  Enslaved  |  36

I learnt that even nicer stores can have bug problems. I once tried on a jacket at Macy's and there was a giant moth hiding in its sleeves when I put my arm through.

And I've heard stories that some women have gotten parasites infesting in their breast from not washing their new bras. Blah