I HATE cockroaches with a passion. Merry Christmas, nope nope nope.

Time to burn the hat, shave your head and wash with T-Gel, and report that store to the Department of Health...

That's Santa's new way of telling people they have been naughty. Even Santa is on a budget; he can't afford coal to give out anymore.

It's not really a budget, it's just a way of going green

I learnt that even nicer stores can have bug problems. I once tried on a jacket at Macy's and there was a giant moth hiding in its sleeves when I put my arm through. And I've heard stories that some women have gotten parasites infesting in their breast from not washing their new bras. Blah

22, parasites need a living host to survive. I've heard of that myth, it was confirmed to be fake.

Don't thumb down 36, she is right. The pictures of maggots infesting a woman's breasts are crap lies. It's all photoshopped.

You should never eat and read FMLs simultaneously unless you want to regurgitate it.

I always eat when I read FMLs. The food tastes better going down the second time.

at least it wasn't a live cockroach?

I didn't know children were allowed on this site?

Are you 10?

#47 and #52 no according to her profile she's "the coolest mom you'll ever meet" side note: profile picture...