By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
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at least you have a big dick.

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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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peasonearth 8

exactly my point.

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LaughinStock 16
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People do some crazy shit when they are bored.

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somerandomdude19 2

Hahaha nice pic #1 xD

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flamerocker 9

Gotta love college adventures!

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flockz 19

like take off their shirt, spraypaint their skin white as possible, and snap a photo of themselves while throwing a gang sign right?

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EvilPotato 14
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I wanna try!

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AnonymousTroll 2
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Subliminal messaging is beast.

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EmyB_fml 8
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That's attractive

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HideouslyHuman 10
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Regarding anyone who posts about his picture,read his about me.

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luvmerh8me 0

Love the pic!

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JessalynVictoria 6

#1... I call bullshit. There is no way you are 24. Maybe 12 lmfao. If your gonna lie try to make it believable next time.

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13FTW 9

91, If you are going to stalk someone read the entire profile so you don't sound like a moron.

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13FTW 9

91, with that comment you have just walked into the world of idiots. They have been expecting you for a while though. Next time you stalk someone, take the time to read the entire profile. Fucking moron.

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13FTW 9

And so have I... Fuck the app for not showing my first comment being posted -__- I apologize.

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SirMoose 0
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#1, there's always the chance they did it whilst he was asleep.

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stfu_bam 5

You do realize that it isn't really him in the picture right? Oh wait, you don't.

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javierrrrm 12

Looks like gibby from iCarly

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Havin 19
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#20 For someone whos had 25 FMLs rejected you're pretty optimistic. You're pretty and optimistic! See what I did there?

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koolkat27 13

20- you do know it's not him right? idiot.

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that_band_nerd 22
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To anyone like #97 let me explain. That picture is from the internet and is a part of a joke about sixth grade swag fags. He says it isn't him if you read his Bio and not just his age.

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elk21dbm 18
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And your friends were staring at your back for that long why??

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iBanana 17
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OP was probably in a bathing suit... Or he/she passed out naked at a party and just heard the news about a pimple penis sketch.

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XxREXxX 0

i bet ur girlfriend likes that

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EffinToofer 3

I say they were high.

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anencephalic 14
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What a pleasant anecdote to tell your grandchildren.

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bacon1043 3

Anecdote - short strory. I'm so smart. XD

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rattusrattus 18
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Apart from not being able to type without fingers slipping onto neighbouring keys, stro.

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lakaiskate 12

Tell your grandkids about your backnea

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Sub_Zero_is_God 13
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at least you have a big dick.

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crazy_whitechick 6

I'm wondering if op was a girl or boy...

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th4m4ster 6
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he has 2 dicks now

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borichick1 0

That must have sucked.

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kamikrazy 6
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Wow. Luckkyyyy

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DairyQueen13 0
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I hope they didn't figure this out in sharpie.

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WCARlover 34
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At least it's not a small one?

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metalcoremaster 4

Love those bands

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CoconutBread 0

Double fyl. you have back acne ANDit looks like a penis.

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G0t4acked 8
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I'm pretty sure everyone has back acne at one point or another. You sound like a dick.

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KiddNYC1O 20

12- A dick for stating the obvious? Also, #9 is agreeing with op that their life sucks which is usually a good thing here on FML.

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Emmy_The_Great 2
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back acne= bacne! :D

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rcloca 10

At least you don't have a penis on ur face.

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ShyAnn29 14
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Haha that reminds me of '10 things I hate about you' when the guy draws a penis on the other guys face!

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AlexanderSilver 0
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34- -Claps hands slowly-

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NoahEibon 11

Like Squidward or Captain Knuckles on Spongebob and Flapjack!

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