By Hoggiebear - 05/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML
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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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cudi504 4

How did you let them figure that out?

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LaughinStock 16

People do some crazy shit when they are bored.

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somerandomdude19 2

Hahaha nice pic #1 xD

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flamerocker 9

Gotta love college adventures!

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flockz 19

like take off their shirt, spraypaint their skin white as possible, and snap a photo of themselves while throwing a gang sign right?

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HideouslyHuman 10

Regarding anyone who posts about his picture,read his about me.

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JessalynVictoria 6

#1... I call bullshit. There is no way you are 24. Maybe 12 lmfao. If your gonna lie try to make it believable next time.

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13FTW 9

91, If you are going to stalk someone read the entire profile so you don't sound like a moron.

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13FTW 9

91, with that comment you have just walked into the world of idiots. They have been expecting you for a while though. Next time you stalk someone, take the time to read the entire profile. ******* moron.

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13FTW 9

And so have I... **** the app for not showing my first comment being posted -__- I apologize.

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SirMoose 0

#1, there's always the chance they did it whilst he was asleep.

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stfu_bam 5

You do realize that it isn't really him in the picture right? Oh wait, you don't.

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javierrrrm 12

Looks like gibby from iCarly

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Havin 19

#20 For someone whos had 25 FMLs rejected you're pretty optimistic. You're pretty and optimistic! See what I did there?

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koolkat27 13

20- you do know it's not him right? idiot.

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that_band_nerd 22

To anyone like #97 let me explain. That picture is from the internet and is a part of a joke about sixth grade swag fags. He says it isn't him if you read his Bio and not just his age.

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elk21dbm 18

And your friends were staring at your back for that long why??

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iBanana 17

OP was probably in a bathing suit... Or he/she passed out naked at a party and just heard the news about a pimple penis sketch.

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XxREXxX 0

i bet ur girlfriend likes that

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EffinToofer 3

I say they were high.

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anencephalic 14

What a pleasant anecdote to tell your grandchildren.

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bacon1043 3

Anecdote - short strory. I'm so smart. XD

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rattusrattus 18

Apart from not being able to type without fingers slipping onto neighbouring keys, stro.

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lakaiskate 12

Tell your grandkids about your backnea

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borichick1 0

That must have sucked.

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DairyQueen13 0

I hope they didn't figure this out in sharpie.

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CoconutBread 0

Double fyl. you have back acne ANDit looks like a penis.

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G0t4acked 8

I'm pretty sure everyone has back acne at one point or another. You sound like a dick.

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KiddNYC1O 20

12- A dick for stating the obvious? Also, #9 is agreeing with op that their life sucks which is usually a good thing here on FML.

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rcloca 10

At least you don't have a penis on ur face.

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ShyAnn29 14

Haha that reminds me of '10 things I hate about you' when the guy draws a penis on the other guys face!

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NoahEibon 11

Like Squidward or Captain Knuckles on Spongebob and Flapjack!

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