By dontpanic - 21/09/2009 19:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
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Is it even possible to sprain a nose?

OHIOxRAIN 0

Nothing says romance like a bloody nose

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firsttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

beastmode21 0

nice one dumbass, and it's not that romantic to throw someone when they're trying to leave

colorfullyemo 4

You're first? Really? That's so interesting, bro. You should tell that story at a party.

good going jackass. that's what you get for trying to be romantic. stick to the basics. hump, grunt, fart, and eat. that's all guys are good at. trust me, it's all I'M good at.

youaresofucked 0

yeah you can fucking say that again. no shit its ALL youre good at. you Nob Jockey!

not all of us are like that. maybe just fat asses like u tho

detroitsucks247 3

Thats because we are men and you are a slob...

Fireashes250 16

You'll never even hump anything other than a rock if that's all you do #2.

ThaMC 0

FIRST!!!!!!!!! also ydi for trying to do that and repeating several other fml's

Ur not first smart guy

Xx_f_us_all 0

fail at sex lol good intentions though

OHIOxRAIN 0

Nothing says romance like a bloody nose

wow. your an asshole

A) *you're* B) how?

halolord01 2

sucks

Is it even possible to sprain a nose?

No, it is not.

I thought that too

Me too. The nose is made of cartilage, people. Thats what glues bones together, among other things. If the nose was a bone, don't you think you'd be able to wiggle it back and forth?