By dontpanic - United States
  Today, my girlfriend was getting up to leave and I, trying to be romantic, got up behind her and tried to swing her back down onto the bed and kiss her simultaneously, misjudged the distance and threw her into the wall, her head then bounced off the wall and into my forehead, spraining her nose. FML
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By  Bizzacore  |  0

good going jackass. that's what you get for trying to be romantic.

stick to the basics. hump, grunt, fart, and eat. that's all guys are good at. trust me, it's all I'M good at.

  writergirl23  |  19

Me too. The nose is made of cartilage, people. Thats what glues bones together, among other things. If the nose was a bone, don't you think you'd be able to wiggle it back and forth?