By Claire - 19/01/2013 13:51 - United States - Parkville

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31

At least he thinks you'll be great at something?

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Jonaahhhh 12

Tell him he will make a great estranged father.

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

At least he thinks you'll be great at something?

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HelloSirs 14

I was told I am great at ruining peoples lives :).

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JenkJenks 6

If you're good at something, never do it for free

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MrBrightside21 20

55 - I'm really good alone in my bed, but nobody pays me for that. :(

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djgoreo 12

56-there's a bit of money in the business of pornography.

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SexyQueen0905 24

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ZombieSnoopy 9

More like her dad is wildly inappropriate....

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Pharmgrl03 9

Just say your obviously your mother's child. Yay for divorce and getting all the money!

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TheDrifter 23

Like 4 said, a lot of classless women view divorce like winning the alimony lottery, with a free, furnished house door prize.

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rattusrattus 18

@30 You probably have a better chance of winning a lottery jackpot than getting a plentiful alimony. It involves marrying a very rich but highly abusive or unfaithful douchebag, having kids with him, then divorcing him and suing for damages and child support along with alimony. Guys that rich aren't common, you know. It's probably easier to go to uni, get a good job, and then marry a guy of a similar income level who you actually love.

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TheDrifter 23

42, I'm not sure on the math, but lottery seems like a good analogy to me. Though I have watched Springer and Maury, and it seems that some people are merrily fighting over a single wide trailer, seven kids and half of a part time landscaper's salary.

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Pharmgrl03 9

Good grief have you people never heard of sarcasm.

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zombieslayer83 19

Nothing like a fathers hopes and goals for his daughter.

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SiriusBlack97 17

I wouldn't be surprised if he's an ex-husband

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insertnameherr 11

Well at least you'll get married!

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dalink 24

The ass bandit probably has a better chance than the pussycat... Unless she prefers batting left handed.

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insertnameherr 11

#44 I don't think marrying a cat is legal where I come from, but I know some great felines who would just LOVE you!

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Teyros 24

Aw ok. If that's really you then wow. Gorgeous!

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Jonaahhhh 12

Tell him he will make a great estranged father.

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lilhellian 26

Isn't the fact that it sucked the reason why it's on "FuckMyLife"..

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SoMuchSnailGame 3

I agree with nine. Her life is not ******...yet (according to her dad at least)

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klovemachine 24

Her dad is one dumb bitch :-D

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