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Oops, but mistakes happen and I hope nothing goes wrong.
It would have burned pretty bad, especially on an open wound.. that would hurt.
Well at least she tried to help.
I never understand - how do you accidentally grab the wrong thing? If I'm going near the emergency cabinet at home, I always double-check instructions and the expiration date.
It's this thing called being human. See, humans are creatures that make mistakes sometimes. It's perfectly normal in our culture, but apparently not on whatever perfectionist planet you come from.
way to go overboard. however, my gf tends to grab the wrong things off the shelf at the store all too commonly. literally multiple times a week she comes to me upset because she bought the wrong thing because she didn't look at it. same thing here. and I tell her every week that I have no clue how she still grabs shit without looking first.
it never hurts to take an extra sec or two to read and see you got the right stuff
Wart remover probably doesn't also double as wound remover. But it was a solid attempt. :D
I hope you at least have a pain kink or something OP, because otherwise that's a whole lot of pain and no gain! Either way FYL.
Omg that would be so painful
Sounds awful. And I'd like to watch.
Must be a blonde.....
Before or after your brother bodyslammed you?
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Wart remover probably doesn't also double as wound remover. But it was a solid attempt. :D
Oops, but mistakes happen and I hope nothing goes wrong.