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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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Good job

By Debbie - 23/02/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Crime scene

By veethebee - 08/05/2019 01:00

Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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The trumpet of success

By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By ZombieLicker - 25/11/2009 20:25 - United States

Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML

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Stick hot mess

By Anonymous - 27/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went to a job interview and, feeling nervous, accidentally knocked over the interviewer's Mountain Dew. Trying to recover, I blurted out, "Don't worry, I'm used to cleaning up messes." The awkward silence that followed made it clear I wouldn't be cleaning up anything in their office. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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flopstar 21

Friday 27 March 2015 23:31

Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

alanamarieg 18

Friday 27 March 2015 23:32

Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

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thenaff 4

Saturday 28 March 2015 5:52

Maybe change your morning routines order?

AlexanderDavidd 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 5:54

Thats why you brush your teeth before you get ready. Too much room for error.

Okamichu 21

Saturday 28 March 2015 8:37

Typically I brush my teeth and do my makeup/hair before putting on my outfit to prevent these things from happening :D

5280420 13

Saturday 28 March 2015 8:56

Uhh... Cover your mouth?

mattrd_fml 31

Saturday 28 March 2015 14:19

YDI for brushing your teeth you were done getting dressed.

MotoGP_Fan 11

Saturday 28 March 2015 14:22

You should try putting on your nice clothing after you brush your teeth! I've done this multiple times!

justash12 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 15:53

Always get dressed after you brush your teeth.

sonnyrosa 32

Saturday 28 March 2015 16:37

You know that there's a magical device called a washing machine that will clean your clothing for you.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Saturday 28 March 2015 17:03

That's why you brush your teeth before you get dressed

Omniprism 14

Saturday 28 March 2015 17:08

Getting dressed should be the last thing you do.

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