The trumpet of success
By interviewed - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States
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lol, was it a laugh-snort-snot-sneeze kind of fart?
Yeah I'll ****** lay your nuts on a ****** dresser Just your nuts layin on a ****** dresser And bang them ***** with a spiked ****** bat BLAOWWW!!
did your interviewer laugh? If yes, congratulation you got the job !!
Umm... Has anybody on here seen the movie step brothers? I think I smell a fake. Lol
I didn't see the movie but the same thing happened to me too - except for the fact that is was a silent one.
zejan where the f**k do u live?
omg I hate it when that happens! lol
farted huh, is this really a FML? doubtful, however if you had shit your pants, then yes. it would been.
agreed
Think about it, he farted in front of his interviewer, for his perfect job, for a job he has been searching for, for a while now. So ya this is an FML
I hope you just acted like nothing whatsoever happened.
U shoulda did like Peter on Family Guy and talked over it. But I agree it's no fml, ur moderators suck!
ROFL!
Wait, girls fart?
were u looking at the interviewer while farting?
hopefully that does not effect the decision being made
i heard they fart rainbows and skittles
When you are not there they certainly do ... and if drunk enough, they'll do it on cue. To the OP - If they can't understand the sneeze/pressure/fart reaction, or are willing to deny you employment because of it, you are probably better off not getting a job there anyway.
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If you are as prepared, qualified and eager as you say you are, that should not be a real problem. Unless you are auditioning as a nude dancer. That would be an automatic disqualifier since the clubs are kind of drafty and the customers are staring right up your asshole most of the time. . . or so I've heard.
Ok, everyone farts. EVEN GIRLS. It might be embarrassing, but if you're ever in a situation like that again just handle it with class and say something along the lines of "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen" and move on. Ignoring it is far worse, because that just leaves an awkward tension between you and the interviewer. Apologize and immediately move on with the conversation or simply move on to another subject if possible. FYL for sure, because I know I would still be mortified if that happened to me. But at least situations like that make you think about what to do if it ever happens again. I hope you get the job!!!!! :]
doubt it! girls fart? thats not possible
lol plexico
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lmfao. you should have been like "man, was that you?"
Wait, girls fart?