By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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MidnaLink 33

What the hell is with people knowingly exposing arachnophobes to huge ******* hairy ass spiders. You’re just asking to get your pet killed. I know I would, no regrets.

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RichardPencil 30

Just relax and go to sleep. The spider will crawl on your face and your brother will be able to find it. Be a good team player!

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Madrias 36

Just think, every tickle could be a spider...

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RichardPencil 30

Just relax and go to sleep. The spider will crawl on your face and your brother will be able to find it. Be a good team player!

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

But then he would have to throw his entire face out.

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MidnaLink 33

What the hell is with people knowingly exposing arachnophobes to huge ******* hairy ass spiders. You’re just asking to get your pet killed. I know I would, no regrets.

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kieralumina 30

Same here. If you knowingly bring a bug/spider near me knowing I'm terrified of them I'm killing it. And I'm making sure it's fully dead too.

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sunnyray812 42

I love tarantulas, rodents, snakes, and many other animals people normally are afraid of. I wouldn't ever bring a mouse around someone deathly afraid of rodents. Doing something like that could seriously send a person into a heart attack!

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fabs1171 23

Sorry OP, the only acceptable solution is to burn your house down

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KittyMack 13

Somehow it got loose almost immediately eh? That vicious little bastard obviously brought it over specifically to let it loose to destroy OP's mind. If I'm right, A: a horrible revenge must be planned, & B: perhaps it was never even out, he just said it was. Because why risk the animal's safety when the impact to OP would be identical either way.

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Amanda Jaworski 23

You should come to Australia, we don’t have pet tarantulas here...

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julfunky 29

Just wild, crazy-big ones.

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Charlie Given 26

Well OP time for a well thought out revenge like a bed full a centipedes or take a crap in his shoes whatever you decide make it one he'll never forget 🤔😏😈

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hellphone_fml 37

Those saying the would kill it are braver than me. I'm so scared. Of spiders I can't get close enough to kill it and will cry until someone else does. It's awful

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Darkeena 6

Burn your house down. It’s the only way to be sure.

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Jay Colclo 4

if you do see it, try your hardest to build up the courage to kill it. thatll teach them. maybe mail the remains to them?

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