Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
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Top comments
ulicki 0
haha, dad must of loved to hear that.
Jessie86 3
Gotta love technology this day and age!
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Comments (158)
sourgirl101 29
Did you sound like "Guns and Roses" song "Rocket Queen"? because the moans on that song are super HOT!!!(:( and of Axle Rose recording some chic he was banging at the time.)
cufaoil 11
so what are we recording in the studio today, Axl? we need some additional sounds for Rocket Queen. Guys, this is Muffy....
T_O_N_I 0
Hahahahhaha That sucks!
chelseathompson 0
What an awesome boyfriend. :)
Robothing10 0
how so?
chelseathompson 0
kidding :)
babygirldhayes 0
I knew I heard something across the street!!! I'm calling the landlord hahah YDI
jose1760 1
It probably sounded like cats westleing in a ally that's the real reason she was embarrassed !
Dez31396 0
I think if it was me my parents wouldn't have noticed. unless you screamed hi name, in tht case, ur ******
bzanon 0
boyfriend win
lilykat84 4
ydi for letting your bf record. have people no shame these days? o.o
nerdsgetmehot 23
This exact same FML has already been published before.
Aoife_ckyou 0
and you didn't notice him taking a phone/recording device and holding it while you got down and dirty? you either have no observational skills or this FML is bullshit.