By donkeyd - 05/02/2010 16:29 - United States

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Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
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doink 0

How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

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Erindub 0

I say this was no accident

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rochound 0

Did it sound hot? or was it lame like everytime u have sex with him?

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KingDingALing 9

to the OP, u copied this from someone else.

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ndiesal 0

As if the first person that posted a story like this is the only person this could ever happen to

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o0XMzMayX0o 0

first at wat? u didn't comment anything u fail! I'm tired of u people! OP - sucks to b u Hun!!! u should send one back doing the same thing and at the end say it's over.

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tjigga 0

how do you pocketdial during sex unless your boyfriend likes to keep his clothes on during it

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XCaLX_fml 0

how do u know it wasnt another guy

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phreshboi 1

its funny cause she's from Virginia

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Erindub 0

I say this was no accident

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ladiesman14 0

did you hear any queefing ? if yes he has a really large johnson like me. i like girls who queef.

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MagicalPegicorn 0

cause the boy friend raped her after dropping some ruffies in her milk.

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Thabb 0

I think he was trying to send you a message.

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King_Nero 15

I hope it's her ex boyfriend after that

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doink 0

How did he "pocket dial" if he was busy having sex? Shouldn't his pants be off?

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maskedman 9

we all know he could have easily pulled his penis through the zipper hole. cheaters use this move for ease, quickness and agility.

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drunastunamazing 0

ppl can easily dial the phone to last called number! maybe it was her and it doesn't have to be in your hand! I know ppl who have ha there phone in there pocket or beside them and they hit the call button!

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tman118 0

loud noises!!! quit the exclamation marks

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skeleton_skinner 0

Ouch. ******* dump his ass!!!!! D:

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soccerkrzy 0

$100 says he was watching **** you stupid bitch.

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chadwick110480 0

lmao. great =D

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pepes_tacos 0

some boys leave their boxers and even their pants on. sometimes for convenience or just bcuz they prefer that soooo yea. plus you don't know maybe the pants were off but were being layed on or something.

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iRexus 0

I call bullshit. Does your bf have sex with his pants on? How would it pocket dial?

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matrasveer 1

maybe before they started getting it on he pocket dialed? and the pants were next to the bed? it's not likely, but not impossible either

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