Work, Embarrassing and Porn: Oooooh yeah

Oooooh yeah

By omgwtf - 01/06/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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Unprofessional

By WhoDunIt - 14/01/2023 10:00

Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 23:41 - France

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By FML - 19/01/2016 06:41 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML

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Make your mind up

By FML! - 07/08/2011 00:27 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend freaked out on me because I answered her call on the first ring. According to her, it implies that I'm desperate, always horny, and just want her for the sex. Just last week she got pissed because I waited three rings to answer. Apparently that means I'm cheating on her. FML

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loopsy_fml 14

Saturday 1 June 2019 4:17

Why wasn't your phone on silent during your job interview?

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 1 June 2019 4:47

Why wouldn't you shut your phone off during the interview? YDI

Comments

loopsy_fml 14

Saturday 1 June 2019 4:17

Why wasn't your phone on silent during your job interview?

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 1 June 2019 4:47

Why wouldn't you shut your phone off during the interview? YDI

courtalex 5

Saturday 1 June 2019 4:56

If she knew you were in a job interview and called at that time on purpose I’d dump her ass. Pranks are one thing.. but messing with someone money is a different story

mr_dinzaster 16

Saturday 1 June 2019 7:46

At least the guy interviewing knows you like pussy

Sinshine 28

Saturday 1 June 2019 8:53

1) lock your phone 2) don't let people mess around with your phone 3) turn your phone off or at least silent when in business situations, especially during job interviews 4) your girlfriend is a disrespectful ****

Cowgirl1293 26

Saturday 1 June 2019 9:51

as already stated, why wasn't your phone on silent? and also did you girlfriend know that you were in the middle of a job interview? If she did then y'all have some serious issues that need to he worked out, such as her needing to grow up. She needs to grow up anyway by the sound of it.