By Cantbreath94 - 13/11/2010 06:07 - Canada

Today, while at work, I got a call. They left a voicemail. It was a 7 minute voicemail of the mattress squeaking and my mom screaming my dad's name. I am going to their house for supper tonight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 584
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bigphill1333 0

Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.

play it back for them lol but WTF why did you listen to all 7 minutes that's just wrong


TheBestManEver 0

Well, at least now you have a conversation starter.

PSQ91 6


carlosISBANNED 0

agreed ^

dudeitsdanny 9

Jim- Fucking chill, dude. Does it make you feel good to call someone a bitch? Does it compensate for your tiny penis to correct them in such a rude manner? You're a fucking dick. Grow a pair and stop acting like a tough guy online, Dr. F***** The Dr. F***** part is because he probably looks like him and thats why he acts tough online, not actually calling him that name.

consider yourself pwned Jim xD

OrginalOwen 0

Dude 74, get a life you little cockmaster. I hate fags who have nothing better to do then write uber long faggot comments.

876kenneth 0

I wonder why he listened for 7 minutes?? I bet that would make his parents wonder!

74- I love the way you tell him to chill but seem pretty pissed off yourself xD

I agree. I would play the message on speakerphone while at the table. The mortified looks on their faces would be absolutely priceless.

FML858 0

Jim got ownneeee ~!!!

Only in Canada would it last just 7 minutes. lol. To the losers on here who love to ruin a JOKE by correcting it, I realize it really could have and probably did last longer.

His profile even states he comes from a non-English speaking background. Can u speak French AND German, as well as English?

you're tearing me apart, Lisa!

I would be traumatized!

luvdacowboys 0

do work danny, do work.

"I know what u were doing this morning!"

You're lying I never hit you! You're tearing me APART Lisa!!!

Very true you can start with "so I hear dad is pretty good in bed?

thesunsetglow_fml 8

And apparently he's got stamina too!!

double win!

lol wow that's awkward

JessieMongoose 11


bigphill1333 0

Well I guess your moms a screamer and your dad has skills.

lacejane 0

FYL..I hope you recover from this soon :-)

Your so immature like grow up, it's not like she saw her parents having intercourse, she just heard the voicemail, she could have just deleted the vm after 10 seconds of screaming lol, ydi.

Hgielad_720 0

How is 6 immature? And also, how would anyone deserve that? OP probably didn't listen to the whole 7 minutes...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Ya like omg your like so right

xLil_Mx 0

That's disturbing. What would be worse if somebody else heard the voice mail. 0.O

Fortuitous 0

Dick butt dial is the only explanation.

play it back for them lol but WTF why did you listen to all 7 minutes that's just wrong

I love your ink

I love yay it's sexy

Can't stand the ink...quite the turn-off. ...just sayin'.

mkat04 0

and like ur belly is any better?

shakethat 10

lmao @ 42. haha. so true

ewwwwwww you have a nasty hairy belly as your display picture, and you have the nerve to say her tattoo is a turn-off?!

bh0p 0

Haha the hairy belly is...or at least I hope so O.O....a joke to the all the douches who always take a pic of their pack for profile pics. but nice tattoo. :p and OP...think you shoulda hung up after you heard his name da 1st time

ExtremeEncounter 32

Nowhere does it say she/ he listened to all 7 minutes. Idiots, everywhere.

Dez31396 0

woah.... I would forcably go deaf

Is that your real pic? If so, I could plow that 'till next July xD

TaylorTotsYumm 10

The girl in his picture is Mr. Bean's daughter. I kid you not.

no it isn't it's Gemma Atkinson. no relation to Rowan Atkinson

that is not a 40 yr old

At least they have some lust within their relationship. Good for them!