Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sleeping, my foot was stabbed by something in my bed and I woke up to it bleeding. I looked around for the cause and found nothing. Now I'm afraid to go to sleep because it might happen again. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I stepped on a piece of glass and sliced my right foot open. Hobbling to get my first aid kit, I tripped and stepped on a pair of heels, and sliced my left foot open. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML
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Top comments
746278Ab 14
That's terrible! Dig up all your carpets or get them cleaned professionally! Good luck! Or maybe wear shoes!
Dt33345 13
Maybe you shouldn't walk there without shoes then.
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Comments (126)
rastapasta 11
Carpet ninjas. You gotta watch out for them.
Poro_fml 12
It could be a small nail. That's how they pinned down the carpet at my old house.
i_lik_tomaters 21
Maybe its a staple or a nail
silentxninja 13
Hopefully you are able to clean the carpet well, and hopefully your foot has healed!
imkool136 22
I know it's a little over a year late, but carpet has a wooden piece on al the edges with a dozens of small nails in a foot of it. Maybe your carpet got so worn down that one of those is poking through and gashed your foot.
HardOrphanMaker 10
tiny tiny ninja attacks.
Dawdlepuss 4
Maybe they were mini-ninjas that decided to attack.
taylorbalint32 8
It could be a nail sticking through the floor, it happened to me but then again it was really old carpet
Tommy Ruddock 9
Put Effin shoes on.