Today, I had the most uncomfortable feeling in my socks, but I didn't care to check. It wasn't until I got home that I realized that the feeling was a small thin piece of glass that was slowly cutting away at the bottom of my foot. I still don't know how it got there. FML
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Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I was swimming at the beach. At the end of the day, I felt a huge hard lump in between my toes. When I looked closer and pushed on it, it sounded and felt exactly like a bean bag. I had a blister from the day before and it had filled with sand. I had to cut it open to pour the sand out. FML
Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
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ResidentThatGuy 12
Perhaps sharper wits would have been in order.
OceanGod 7
I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me. My boyfriend smashed a beer bottle trying to open it. Next morning I put on my shoe and got some impressive cuts from a shard in there. Quite literally was still picking up glass weeks later, it's a bitch.
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Comments (49)
wayytoonaive25 8
Ouch , how did you not feel any pain ?
cprad11 12
He did say that he had "the most uncomfortable feeling" in his sock, so I'm quite certain he felt at least a little pain. Besides, thinking logically, if you had a shard of glass in your sock, don't you think it would hurt?
cutiepie292929 18
When you have sharp glass in your foot it hurts but doesn't feel like glass is in your foot. I've had glass in my foot and it just felt like something inside my foot like muscle or nerve, not a piece of glass. Though I checked my foot not long after feeling it
ResidentThatGuy 12
Perhaps sharper wits would have been in order.
tranced_ 45
reminds me of an episode of Sherlock !
walker9879 25
With the royal guard who had the belt so tight he didn't feel the stab wound? Yeah that was a goodie.
man_child_anon 7
I agree that was one of my favorite episodes
ThatLastKid 21
This happened to a kid my gym class. He said his foot was hurting, but the coach said walk it off. He took off his shoe instead and there was this 2 inch piece of glass coming from the bottom of his shoe.
firefighter925 18
I was working out in my room and cut my foot on some tiny peice of glass. idk how it even got in there.
moocowmilk0 19
not very sharp are you
RiddleMePancake 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i think the real question is how did glass get in your sock
sammiaaron 16
"I still don't know how it got there"
RiddleMePancake 12
exactly, nobody knows
soullyfe 33
@6: It could have been a number of reasons.
OceanGod 7
I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me. My boyfriend smashed a beer bottle trying to open it. Next morning I put on my shoe and got some impressive cuts from a shard in there. Quite literally was still picking up glass weeks later, it's a bitch.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
How hard is it to open a beer without smashing it? U can open a beer with just about anything these days
ProfessorMctitie 20
Sounds like a mystery, better call scooby and the gang
A07 48
I can't ignore it if I have an uncomfortable feeling in my sock, the calling is just too strong.
SK8WITME 19
I personally can't deal with any sort of uncomfy feelings inside my socks. I sort it out right away, perhaps you should've done the same :)