Clipper time

By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 381
You deserved it 1 169

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ajsz051 3

Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI


debbyman13 21
ajsz051 3

Cut and file your toenails, not that hard. YDI

Cut them? They aren't of any real use anyway.

Sweetie 5

You don't know that He might be using them to climb trees 🤣🤣🤣

Here's one for you. How about clipping the sasquatch nails?

debbyman13 21
Annies 17

op here. i clip my toenails every day. and I do mean every. single. day. they just grow back extremely fast.

Because it's not the same account or username you dope. If you cut your toenails every night before bed there's no possible way they grew back long enough to gouge you in 8-10 hours. Also it takes time for them to sharpen, even if they could grow back that fast they wouldn't be sharpened.

For God's sake, cut your damn toenails. It's not hard. Having toenails that long is disgusting. How do you even put on shoes and socks if they're to the point that they're giving you bleeding wounds in your sleep?