Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
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Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Hey, don't jump to conclusions. Condoms make awesome balloons.
smilepatrol 7
He might have done it to make you jealous? You should've said 'oh, you got these a size too big, the extra smalls are on the right'
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Comments (146)
Sammylovee1 6
Aww that stinks! I know how you feel, it kinda happened to me. Though my ex dumped me for my best friend ....
coolbrony12 3
Maybe he wanted to get back together in a sexually romantic way...
DirtyvonZoe32 10
looks like you know whats going on in his life....
gandolf6912 0
Didn't happen
addiepaul 0
That sucks
pinkduc2 12
Pretty sure someone posted this a while back...
vettle 6
Sounds like you're better off without this inconsiderate jack ass. Of all the places to go he chose the store you'd be working at and then continued through even though you were the only one there. He did it in purpose and that makes him someone not worth your time. It is hard but you have to start moving on.
lovelyspyder 7
Maybe he was just trying to make u jealous? Regardless, it'll get better, chin up
alexm501 0
I'm sorry ):
stonedfishies 10
That must've been so awkward for you..