Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
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Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Hey, don't jump to conclusions. Condoms make awesome balloons.
smilepatrol 7
He might have done it to make you jealous? You should've said 'oh, you got these a size too big, the extra smalls are on the right'
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Comments (146)
MissAmz 7
I know this is cliche but you really have no other choice but to move on, OP. Make sure that when he approaches you, don't show that you care. That's the best thing you and for anyone going through a bad breakup where feelings are really hurt, we've all been there some time or another. Chin up. Xx ^_^
looneytoongirl 0
Awwww poor thing
Pandacupcakelove 26
I'm so sorry :( *hug* But if that's how long it took him to move on, maybe he wasn't right for you. You're probably better of without him.
Wood1andcritter 3
How exactly did OP deserve it?
Enslaved 38
If he knew you worked there, he might be only doing that just for kicks to make you jealous. They sell condoms everywhere. He chose your store to brag. Chin up. (:
fireandflamesvid 1
This is pretty clear evidence that girls fall for lame, stupid, heartless guys
Takainthemachine 0
Convenient how he came the the store where you work eh? Probably just fronting like he is moving on, forget the douche.
CrazyManNo9 29
Guys can be complete idiots and he is a shining example. You're better than that.
millergirl75 1
That guy shouldn't have done that to you, how rude of him.
fmlllqueenn 0
You should have been like "oh, my new boyfriend gets these except he gets bigger ones"