Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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Top comments
Javee 17
Hey, don't jump to conclusions. Condoms make awesome balloons.
smilepatrol 7
He might have done it to make you jealous? You should've said 'oh, you got these a size too big, the extra smalls are on the right'
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Comments (146)
Domitan 1
Only thing I thought when reading that was "GF"
kimg0885 23
I'd just call out a price check over the intercom then say oh I'm sorry u must have gotten the wrong box let me have someone get u the teeny weenie size!
Sundaysilence05 0
sorry tam tam
perdix 31
You should have said, "Thanks for trying to stay STD-free until we get back together again." Keep trying! No one falls in live with a quitter.
spottyblanket 8
Come on, he happend to buy those at the till when you were the only one there. He did it to make you jealous, it is so obvious.
BradFML101 0
To OP, I agree FYL. You'll find someone better..unless your like the rest of them and try to recycle him bc you think you love him but he'll screw you over again.
dc4 12
Maybe he's lazy and just wants to pee in them. Haven't you ever seen South Park?
dtgr02 4
At least he's using condom, not going hard core.
wegetrz 14
Still love him??
Briiyahh 7
I'm sorry maybe it's just in case