By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 252
You deserved it 7 178

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

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thatguy888 0

there is an intimacy section at walmart? I never knew.

MarioandSonic 8

the question is: why was RHE mother in the intimacy section aswell?!

U should have a three-way with his parents

That's exactly what I was thinking 73 xD

At least it was your ex's family and not your current bf.

A WOMAN OF LOOSE OR QUESTIONABLE MORALS! QUICK EVERYONE, GRAB YOUR INTERNET PITCHFORKS!

youaresofucked 0

a bunch people other then them around the store would of seen you also

Queer. You need help. A girl with condoms.. with no boyfriend??? WTF

She said it was her ex boyfriend's mother. Nowhere does it say she has no current boyfriend.

yeah I thought the same thing and I was like WHAT?!?!? she shoulda worded it differently

"intimacy" shopping at walmart? What do you charge the new "boyfriend", 25 cents a day? I'd rethink your career

I'm really sorry, I misclicked! but really fyl. It's never good when you let it slip to parents that you're not really a functional member of society. I would know.