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Ironic maybe, hilarious no.
More hilarious if OP slipped laxatives and sleep medicine in their food.
Well duh! But if he didn't, it's just ironic.
I like how mostly all of the commenters think OP is a girl, and the boyfriend is a guy. But then again... Op could be gay.... Or....
1- I find your fail comment to be quite hilarious....
Good thing you guys broke up. She sounds like a hoe.
1, then your an ass whose probably never been in a relationship.
What's really bad is that he obviously knew she worked there. Fyl
SHE obviously knew HE worked there.
11 - One day you'll learn the definition of irony and then I might be able to hold an ounce of respect for you
She sounds like a garden tool?
63, so true, so true and very good btw
What a player
22, What do you think a player is? A respectful person who adheres to proper ethical conduct in their relationships? Things must have really changed since I was a teenager...
At least it was their first date. As opposed to there 10th date and you'd only been broken up for 24 hours.
Shes probably just trying to make you jealous
He works fast.
It was always legal. They're just dating after all.
Looks like she's over youu. Get a girlfriend and bring her around. See if she's jealous. Maybe she was just tryna get you jealous.
That sucks. But you'll find someone better! :)
And if he doesn't he can hold you responsible for following through on that comment, right?
Our parents taught us to share our used toys to those less fortunate.
wow. you must of meant SO much to her. fyl
Have. Must HAVE meant so much. "Of" is not correct. Geez.
Overcharge him for all his popcorn!!!
Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.
New boyfriend's favorite movie candy is Milk Duds. Stealthy.
That's a great way to get fired
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Tell them all the movies are NC-17 and they are not allowed in. Even if they have valid IDs, just tell them that they are fakes and you won't let in 15-year-olds. You still have some power. Use it.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.