Intimacy: Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket....

By Narehs - 13/01/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML

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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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By ash - 18/05/2016 20:00 - United States - Winnebago

Today, I went shopping on my only day off. The only aisle open was self-checkout. I'm a cashier. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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Presumption

By fmlgrl - 30/07/2012 06:59 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to a corner store to restock my chocolate stash. A guy from work walked in to see me and the cashier arguing about the amount of candy I was trying to buy with a jar of pennies. He took one look at me and said, "That time of the month, eh?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 22:33 - United States - Washington Crossing

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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Misunderstood

By fuck - 18/03/2015 17:40 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store to buy some condoms. I couldn't find them anywhere, so I nervously asked a staff member for help. She scowled, pointed at the shelf directly behind me, and told me to, "Get a life. Or better pick-up lines." I'll never live down the snickers from the other customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2012 12:12 - United States - Worcester

Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:26

Awkward turtle

firecopy 6

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:09

yea and the condoms were for baloons!

Comments

lil_tomboy 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:11

re-post. old. boooooring.

isaiaha11 2

Friday 20 August 2010 23:06

agreed and also its your ex who cares

CrumbledCookies 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 16:45

Your ex is probably getting those items for gay-man butt sex! And he's planning to swipe the chocolate frosting all over his boyfriends rectum and lick it all off!

DynamicDave 11

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:26

Awkward turtle

decidedlyvague 11

Tuesday 30 October 2012 6:10

Maybe. Did it on purpose? Probably.

MrCatman1125 2

Wednesday 14 November 2012 3:39

She may have been baking a cake, and then filling up the condoms with air or something else non sexual. Always think on the bright side if there is one(: She probably ******* someone. There's probably frosting on her to.

tyrob911 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:34

how is this an fml? because you sold condoms to your ex? big deal. so u don't want him having sex just because he's not with you? suck it up. I can see why he's your ex

SliceNthrice 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 12:53

it says op is a man

sirhobothesecond 3

Friday 15 July 2011 10:53

same difference bitch.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

lol so he was gona have fun. you should have told him wich brand of condom was better or wich flaver was better lol. you would have said they were to big for him duh lol