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By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed I have more alcohol in my fridge than I do actual food. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Hangry boi

By Anonymous - 11/04/2022 14:00

Today, thanks to my wife’s obsession with expensive foods like chutney, relishes, exotic spices, and preserved foreign vegetables and herbs, I'm literally staring into a fridge full of glass jars, with a door that barely stays closed, and yet has nothing inside suitable to eat for my dinner. FML

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By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML

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Eight hour window

By fishyrael - 12/07/2022 00:00 - United States - East Lansing

Today, I got home an hour late from to find that my roommate had left the fridge open for the entire 8 hours. The kicker is that I was an hour late because I was at the grocery store, not buying the things that were getting ruined because I thought we had some. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2014 05:02 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my husband reorganized our fridge for the World Cup. He cleared everything out and filled it with beer and chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 04:00

Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML

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Clever boy

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 4 March 2017 16:44

I say you drink until you see double and then enjoy a whole meal!

kirby1964 20

Saturday 4 March 2017 18:50

Go food shopping, it is cheaper then eating out all the time.

Comments

Saffron Mason 7

Thursday 2 March 2017 6:58

Damn, that's better than the contents of my fridge!

mr_t_07 10

Saturday 4 March 2017 16:10

I fail to see how this is a bad thing

jcash52426 5

Saturday 4 March 2017 16:19

There's nothing like a glass of wine (or bottle) after a stressful day at work!!!

Tripartita 44

Saturday 4 March 2017 16:44

I say you drink until you see double and then enjoy a whole meal!

kirby1964 20

Saturday 4 March 2017 18:50

Go food shopping, it is cheaper then eating out all the time.

species4872 19

Saturday 4 March 2017 19:36

Never mind but the Dragons flogged Penrith in the footy tonight.

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 4 March 2017 19:52

Sounds like most of my college career

sunny_funny 9

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:17

Sounds like an excellent night in to me!

Cherryta 17

Saturday 4 March 2017 20:17

Better than nothing at all

b10psych0 2

Sunday 5 March 2017 2:31

sounds like dinner to me OP

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Today, thanks to pregnancy hormones, I had the most vivid dream of eating a caramel apple mousse cake with vanilla bean ice cream. Unfortunately, yesterday, also thanks to pregnancy hormones, I was diagnosed with diabetes. My dreams are taunting me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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Today, while installing a deadbolt on my closet, I did it wrong. It closed but wouldn't lock so I had to re-install it. Sitting on the floor of my closet, I shut it to make sure it was installed correctly. I locked myself in for twenty minutes, home alone, before kicking the door down. FML

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Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

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