oh man....you need a guy more interested than that

Not even a kiss sad sad very sad

yes, too sad :/

Too sad

Maybe it's long distance.

I'm thinking that it was probably an accident anyway...

I'm sure if it was long distance she would have typed it differently. The way it's portrayed here seems as if her boyfriend is lacking the physical affection she's looking for which makes a Facebook poke actually exciting

maybe she should suck another dudes dick. after all i hear it aint really cheating :P

What is and what isn't cheating should be discussed and decided by the couple when they begin their relationship but it's very common for it to be cheating when she "suck another dudes dick"

It was another FML reference, relax.

U kno 39 u seem like a very serious person like this is a website of fun nd ur like a freakin' robot u take everything seriously nd u correct people nd ur just very uptight I guess... R u sure ur on the right website??

Is it so wrong to help educate people a little? Or should I just let people make an ass out of themselves without a second thought? Cuz I'm more of the helping type and you are the first person to EVER call me uptight.. seriously unexpected ..still letting that sink in there

You let them make an ass outta themselves. It helps create much funnier conflicts later on in the comments, and I do love reading the conflicts. But hey, that's my opinion.

It's the first time you've been called uptight... That you know of! :O

Seriously I'm never thought of as uptight in real life but that's funny as hell someone thought that here. Really made me laugh out loud. I'm showing everyone. best joke of the week XD

Ok how r u laughing about it nd wen I first cmmented (120) u were shocked that o one ever called u that nd u were letting it "sink in" either u faed the facts nd believe u r or u r just goig along with it?? Also Best joke of the eek is about u bing ptight... Very hilarious........ Hahahaha.....

oh i forgot something!! Since u don't recognize Sarcasm very well in typing form, I was being sarcastic at then end of the comment above me :D

Ya dude or chick...whatever you are with that bear after it sunk in I laughed really hard so did everyone I show it's in the group of most stupid things I heard since high school. Someone actually thinks I'm uptight hahaha

Yikes ... Time to move on

She would probaly orgasm if he sent her a message.

Or tended to her crops on farmville

Actually I believe that is her job.

I think maybe he isn't your boyfriend if you haven't touched in weeks. Just saying...

I'm pretty sure if that would be the case she wouldn't cry about it on FML or she would of mentioned it. :P

*would have

One that will talk you?

*talk to and/or touch* sorry I was running on like an hour of sleep

You can run on sleep?

Idk, I was tired. Just keep it at that

Really? Touching only involved his penis? What about a hug, a kiss, or even holding hands?

I don't wanna brag but I held hands last night. *relax ladies it's not serious

I wish I could hold hands with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he's overseas:(

I wish I could hold hands... But I don't have any.

Oh my god! I'm sorry to hear that. :/ that really sucks

Woah. Badass alert.

Reminds me to the song: "You can't always get what you want..."

You go girl!!

"Poking" can be a very exciting activity, if you know what I mean?! ;)

He "poked" her in the face(book). Is that a blowjob in the cyber sex world?