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oh man....you need a guy more interested than that
yes, too sad :/
Too sad
Maybe it's long distance.
I'm thinking that it was probably an accident anyway...
maybe she should suck another dudes dick. after all i hear it aint really cheating :P
It was another FML reference, relax.
You let them make an ass outta themselves. It helps create much funnier conflicts later on in the comments, and I do love reading the conflicts. But hey, that's my opinion.
It's the first time you've been called uptight... That you know of! :O
Ok how r u laughing about it nd wen I first cmmented (120) u were shocked that o one ever called u that nd u were letting it "sink in" either u faed the facts nd believe u r or u r just goig along with it?? Also Best joke of the eek is about u bing ptight... Very hilarious........ Hahahaha.....
Yikes ... Time to move on
Your bf sucks!
Actually I believe that is her job.
OPs bf might be serving overseas etc..
I'm pretty sure if that would be the case she wouldn't cry about it on FML or she would of mentioned it. :P
*would have
How sad. Maybe you should break up...
that's not really a relationship...
Uh that's generally a bad sign unless he's got ED.
Really? Touching only involved his penis? What about a hug, a kiss, or even holding hands?
I don't wanna brag but I held hands last night. *relax ladies it's not serious
I wish I could hold hands with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he's overseas:(
I wish I could hold hands... But I don't have any.
I had a bf like that but I kicked him out and traded up. Get what you want.
Woah. Badass alert.
Reminds me to the song: "You can't always get what you want..."
You go girl!!
I think that if poking is the most exciting thing, I'm assuming you haven't seen each other for weeks. I think it's over.
"Poking" can be a very exciting activity, if you know what I mean?! ;)
He "poked" her in the face(book). Is that a ******* in the cyber sex world?
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