Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
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bethyc4
| 26
Time for ... The Talk
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Madrias
| 36
Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.
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bethyc4
| 26
Time for ... The Talk
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Pentium_4
| 26
oh man....you need a guy more interested than that
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bethyc4
| 26
Not even a kiss sad sad very sad
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Pentium_4
| 26
yes, too sad :/
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mikepattonfan
| 0
Too sad
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Maybe it's long distance.
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airforce987
| 20
I'm thinking that it was probably an accident anyway...
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bethyc4
| 26
I'm sure if it was long distance she would have typed it differently. The way it's portrayed here seems as if her boyfriend is lacking the physical affection she's looking for which makes a Facebook poke actually exciting
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MineIsBigger
| 5
maybe she should suck another dudes dick. after all i hear it aint really cheating :P
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bethyc4
| 26
What is and what isn't cheating should be discussed and decided by the couple when they begin their relationship but it's very common for it to be cheating when she "suck another dudes dick"
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
It was another FML reference, relax.
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Meraklez1013
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U kno 39 u seem like a very serious person like this is a website of fun nd ur like a freakin' robot u take everything seriously nd u correct people nd ur just very uptight I guess... R u sure ur on the right website??
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bethyc4
| 26
Is it so wrong to help educate people a little? Or should I just let people make an ass out of themselves without a second thought? Cuz I'm more of the helping type and you are the first person to EVER call me uptight.. seriously unexpected ..still letting that sink in there
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Kog_Hiro
| 17
You let them make an ass outta themselves. It helps create much funnier conflicts later on in the comments, and I do love reading the conflicts. But hey, that's my opinion.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
It's the first time you've been called uptight... That you know of! :O
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bethyc4
| 26
Seriously I'm never thought of as uptight in real life but that's funny as hell someone thought that here. Really made me laugh out loud. I'm showing everyone. best joke of the week XD
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Meraklez1013
| 9
Ok how r u laughing about it nd wen I first cmmented (120) u were shocked that o one ever called u that nd u were letting it "sink in" either u faed the facts nd believe u r or u r just goig along with it?? Also Best joke of the eek is about u bing ptight... Very hilarious........ Hahahaha.....
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Meraklez1013
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oh i forgot something!! Since u don't recognize Sarcasm very well in typing form, I was being sarcastic at then end of the comment above me :D
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bethyc4
| 26
Ya dude or chick...whatever you are with that bear after it sunk in I laughed really hard so did everyone I show it's in the group of most stupid things I heard since high school. Someone actually thinks I'm uptight hahaha
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Niedermayer_20
| 12
Yikes ... Time to move on
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Madrias
| 36
Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.
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ICATiger
| 13
She would probaly orgasm if he sent her a message.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Or tended to her crops on farmville
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Nitrozoid
| 5
Your bf sucks!
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AngrehPirate
| 0
Actually I believe that is her job.
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22cute
| 17
I think maybe he isn't your boyfriend if you haven't touched in weeks. Just saying...
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nephilim241
| 19
OPs bf might be serving overseas etc..
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monkeywrench1
| 10
I'm pretty sure if that would be the case she wouldn't cry about it on FML or she would of mentioned it. :P
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lil_ham1644
| 29
*would have
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eb0ny
| 15
How sad. Maybe you should break up...
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bitchpleasemike
| 7
that's not really a relationship...
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
I'm sorry OP, you need a better man. You know, one that will talk/touch you
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music12
| 4
One that will talk you?
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SaMmIMonster96
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*talk to and/or touch* sorry I was running on like an hour of sleep
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cgchamp89
| 7
You can run on sleep?
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SaMmIMonster96
| 6
Idk, I was tired. Just keep it at that
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sweetzombie88
| 0
Uh that's generally a bad sign unless he's got ED.
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Justin23L
| 2
Really? Touching only involved his penis? What about a hug, a kiss, or even holding hands?
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teague95
| 16
I don't wanna brag but I held hands last night. *relax ladies it's not serious
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periwinkle95
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I wish I could hold hands with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he's overseas:(
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cgchamp89
| 7
I wish I could hold hands... But I don't have any.
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nightrider1
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Oh my god! I'm sorry to hear that. :/ that really sucks
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Nataleena
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I had a bf like that but I kicked him out and traded up. Get what you want.
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japtch
| 15
Woah. Badass alert.
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monkeywrench1
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Reminds me to the song: "You can't always get what you want..."
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goodgood_fml
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You go girl!!
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willb2107
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I think that if poking is the most exciting thing, I'm assuming you haven't seen each other for weeks.
I think it's over.
I think it's over.
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monkeywrench1
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"Poking" can be a very exciting activity, if you know what I mean?! ;)
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DrJesse
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He "poked" her in the face(book). Is that a blowjob in the cyber sex world?