Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
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UselessWeeaboo1
| 21
You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.
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Allie614032
| 34
Even if you managed to get all the water out in time, I think she'd have noticed the general sogginess. Unless you were also planning on blow drying the whole lower level of your house before she woke up too? :|
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UselessWeeaboo1
| 21
You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.
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deadman93
| 7
how the hell did you forget to turn the faucet off? it makes a very distinct sound.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
If the water reached your ankles, she would've found out about the flooding at one point, even if you "swept" all of the water out.
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RichardPencil
| 30
You mean you drowned?
Ghosts can get their FMLs published, but I can’t?!?!
Ghosts can get their FMLs published, but I can’t?!?!
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RichardPencil
| 30
If you think my stuff is so bad, why do you want to be me?
I created the "Are We Great Again Yet?" slogan and logo, and you just stole it from me.
I created the "Are We Great Again Yet?" slogan and logo, and you just stole it from me.
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Allie614032
| 34
Even if you managed to get all the water out in time, I think she'd have noticed the general sogginess. Unless you were also planning on blow drying the whole lower level of your house before she woke up too? :|
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Lobby_Bee
| 17
Your best option would of been knocking the faucet handle off and pretend the flooding wasn't your fault. lol
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Sinshine
| 27
How does one open faucet flood a whole apartment? Even if the drain was closed as well, a sink should have an extra opening for water to flow out on case it gets too full.
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Glowworm56
| 25
You should have gone back and forth carrying glasses of water like the time Ernie accidentally flooded the apartment.
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dwight7476
| 11
Don’t feel bad one night going to take a shower it wasn’t working I don’t think anything of it I thought I turned off the shower when I woke up water passed my ankles the pipe bust
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Liongoddess8
| 18
Shit I didn't mean to press ydi.