FML : Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the...

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By KitchenFlooder - / Thursday 1 February 2018 01:30 /

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By UselessWeeaboo1 | 20

#7583061 - Saturday 6 January 2018 16:58

You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7593354 - Thursday 1 February 2018 3:59

Even if you managed to get all the water out in time, I think she'd have noticed the general sogginess. Unless you were also planning on blow drying the whole lower level of your house before she woke up too? :|

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By UselessWeeaboo1 | 20

#7583061 - Saturday 6 January 2018 16:58

You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.

By deadman93 | 7

#7593330 - Thursday 1 February 2018 1:35

how the hell did you forget to turn the faucet off? it makes a very distinct sound.

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 39

#7593337 - Thursday 1 February 2018 2:11

If the water reached your ankles, she would've found out about the flooding at one point, even if you "swept" all of the water out.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7593350 - Thursday 1 February 2018 3:36

You mean you drowned?

Ghosts can get their FMLs published, but I can’t?!?!

Little Dick | 18

#7593471 - Thursday 1 February 2018 12:48

If your FML submissions are as bad as most of your comments, this doesn't surprise me at all.

RichardPencil | 25

#7593928 - Friday 2 February 2018 12:06

If you think my stuff is so bad, why do you want to be me?

I created the "Are We Great Again Yet?" slogan and logo, and you just stole it from me.

By Allie614032 | 31

#7593354 - Thursday 1 February 2018 3:59

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7593379 - Thursday 1 February 2018 7:28

Your best option would of been knocking the faucet handle off and pretend the flooding wasn't your fault. lol

By Sinshine | 21

#7593450 - Thursday 1 February 2018 12:01

How does one open faucet flood a whole apartment? Even if the drain was closed as well, a sink should have an extra opening for water to flow out on case it gets too full.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7593489 - Thursday 1 February 2018 13:43

You should have gone back and forth carrying glasses of water like the time Ernie accidentally flooded the apartment.

By dwight7476 | 10

#7593663 - Thursday 1 February 2018 20:40

Don’t feel bad one night going to take a shower it wasn’t working I don’t think anything of it I thought I turned off the shower when I woke up water passed my ankles the pipe bust