By KitchenFlooder - 01/02/2018 01:30

Today, I flooded my entire kitchen. The water was cut off at night and I left the faucet open without realizing. When the sound woke me up at 5am, the water reached my ankles. I frantically tried to sweep it out before my mother woke up at 6am. I didn't make it. FML
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UselessWeeaboo1 21

You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.

Even if you managed to get all the water out in time, I think she'd have noticed the general sogginess. Unless you were also planning on blow drying the whole lower level of your house before she woke up too? :|

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UselessWeeaboo1 21

You... you tried to do what? Sweep the water? With a broom? No wonder you didn’t make it in time.

how the hell did you forget to turn the faucet off? it makes a very distinct sound.

If the water reached your ankles, she would've found out about the flooding at one point, even if you "swept" all of the water out.

You mean you drowned? Ghosts can get their FMLs published, but I can’t?!?!

If you think my stuff is so bad, why do you want to be me? I created the "Are We Great Again Yet?" slogan and logo, and you just stole it from me.

Even if you managed to get all the water out in time, I think she'd have noticed the general sogginess. Unless you were also planning on blow drying the whole lower level of your house before she woke up too? :|

Lobby_Bee 17

Your best option would of been knocking the faucet handle off and pretend the flooding wasn't your fault. lol

How does one open faucet flood a whole apartment? Even if the drain was closed as well, a sink should have an extra opening for water to flow out on case it gets too full.

You should have gone back and forth carrying glasses of water like the time Ernie accidentally flooded the apartment.

Don’t feel bad one night going to take a shower it wasn’t working I don’t think anything of it I thought I turned off the shower when I woke up water passed my ankles the pipe bust

Shit I didn't mean to press ydi.