Health, School and Accident: Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall...

By damnbananas - 24/01/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:18

What a world 0_o it reminds me of the story of this homeless man who protected a woman from getting mugged, got stabbed and was let dying on the floor by the woman and all the passers-by .....

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:41

Welcome to high school! Where nobody cares about you or your feelings.

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neiraem 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:35

people these days are just idiots :(

emilyxorawr 3

Tuesday 25 January 2011 3:52

Don't you just hate people like that?

YourImaginaryFri 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:07

Hey, dont worry about it op, shit happens, you just gotta laugh about it. yeah Today i. flipped on a treadmill at school 3 times before mashing my face on it...my friend turned it up Haha! yeah, life's just good fun.

Puppyface171 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:13

Enough with the pity. Just get up and don't WAIT or expect for people to help you. YDI

pinkybear7 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:13

well **** you to bitch. damn.

andres79118 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 17:15

yeah i gotta agree f u people like just need to keep ur lame bs comments to yourself cauae not worth anybodys time

yuggi1 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:17

Well, OP, you just learned a very important lesson- We were born alone and we die alone. Stop expecting someone to pick you up from the floor! Everyone is too busy dealing with their own problem, no need to add a girl's clumsiness to the list.

fss 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:21

that's kids for you these days. it's pathetic Crescent

Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 4:49

This must have sucked for you, people are cold. But you should have just gotten yourself up and gotten over it. I've hit my head in school a couple of times pretty hard too haha but I didn't wait for someone to pick me up.. Stop being dependent on the world. :P