Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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Top comments
Quasar55_fml 18
What a world 0_o it reminds me of the story of this homeless man who protected a woman from getting mugged, got stabbed and was let dying on the floor by the woman and all the passers-by .....
stronghand0331 17
Welcome to high school! Where nobody cares about you or your feelings.
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Comments (143)
ulicksam 0
YDI attention *****.
KiNGDuBBz 0
might wanna get some rubber soled shoes
dakorok 6
And this is why I've lost faith in humanity.
taffy1239 3
I did that exact same thing, cept I got pinned under someone cuz he thought I would be hysterical to step on my backpack. oh what fun.
jessicapea 5
Unless you have some kind of medical condition that was aggravated by your fall, there is no reason you should have been lying there for five minutes. Either you're exaggerating to make your "FML" more pitiful or you are just plain pitiful. You sound like my sister-in-law who goes out of her way to get attention (usually negative). I can't stand people like that. I prefer to assume that you were just exaggerating the amount of time you were lying on the ground. I mean, you didn't even sit up for five minutes?
cjspringsteen 0
Awww i know how you feel no one accepts me at this dum private school i go to. I woodve helped u! lol
0930charlotte 2
I thought California girls were undeniable?
toastO_O 0
LMAO!
Coma001st 0
How did I guess you live in the states lawl.
tbonea1990 0
u should have tripped them
mmeibos 0
you should've updated your facebook status, after a few seconds i'm sure people will start to notice.