By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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i pee on my friends while concious

You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.

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And they say Canada ain't cold.

Hgielad_720 0

Aww, I feel bad for both of y'all :(

I wonder which was worse... p.s: 11 is pretty XD

I'm confused here. If he fell face first, he'd be lying on his stomach, making the ground the only place he could've urinated onto. The only way that the OP could've urinated on his friend is if she came and picked him up to see if he was okay.

tyronnK 0

how u pee on ur friend when u layin on ur stomach? unless u r able to pee thru ur back in dat case, I'm glad I'm not da only 1!

u weren't wearing pants?

i pee on my friends while concious

jackygirl2 0

im still confused on how you can pee on her wen you on the ground and she is standing there. unless you were wearing no pants which would be wierd. who knows, if you r a guy maybe she was going to a little somethin somethin ;)

xVictoriaDreamz 0

that's nasty.

I read that in Cleveland's voice

Well, it's safe to say you will never have sex with her... FYL

Unless she has a fetish for that

lollollol

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

golden shower.. kinky.? I think not.

You were walking to school with no pants on? Sounds like you have worse problems than slipping on ice.

this_kid17 0

haha!!!

Mmm. Making you a nice yelow ice rink for you and your friend. ;-)