Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, my senile grandad saw me and thought I was cutting class, so he pulled his belt off and came after me. While I was trying to get away, his pants fell off and he tripped over them. I'm now getting the blame for "making him have a fall". FML
Today, I shaved my pubes while staying at my senile grandma's place. I guess I didn't clean up properly, because she found some hair and insisted someone must have broken in while we were out and used the shower. I had to play along to spare myself embarrassment. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
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rigorouswolf 0
is she alive?
rockclimber919 11
what, are you like ten?
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Comments (146)
Broi2250 0
Haha Who does that.
Bandftw44 4
my chemistry teacher has a saying, "when you assume, it just makes an ass outta you and me"
meanmachine511 0
that's the way to make points
master_wOOt 0
Left 4 Dead much?
Hopersz 0
Your a ******* retatd
yamiyuugi 1
What are you, seven?
LAXgurlie28 0
Creeper, pouncing on the elderly, tsk tsk, shame on you.
quite_bored 9
Rule 34, don't fail me now!
Just_John 0
YDI for not instead making a intricate Rube Goldberg machine that launches you at whoever walks in the door. YDI for climbing up onto a shelf and not falling flat on your face. YDI for not putting the effort into a real practical joke YDI for having friend's who have grandmas
hahaalolz 0
uhmmm please leave these comments up or Trullz4daLullz, thaanks... (I'm sorry if I got your name wrong, but you know who you are :P)
Just_John 0
Who the poop is Trullz4daLullz? And why should I leave the YDI's up to him?
QueenMariahCarey 0
Is the laundry ok?? :O