Miscellaneous: Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a...

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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By yuck - 21/06/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - 26/07/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2016 03:07 - United States - Dover

Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML

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rigorouswolf 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:14

is she alive?

rockclimber919 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:14

what, are you like ten?

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Broi2250 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:45

Haha Who does that.

Bandftw44 4

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:33

my chemistry teacher has a saying, "when you assume, it just makes an ass outta you and me"

meanmachine511 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:58

that's the way to make points

master_wOOt 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:59

Left 4 Dead much?

Hopersz 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:00

Your a ******* retatd

yamiyuugi 1

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:41

What are you, seven?

LAXgurlie28 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:19

Creeper, pouncing on the elderly, tsk tsk, shame on you.

quite_bored 9

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:39

Rule 34, don't fail me now!

Just_John 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:01

YDI for not instead making a intricate Rube Goldberg machine that launches you at whoever walks in the door. YDI for climbing up onto a shelf and not falling flat on your face. YDI for not putting the effort into a real practical joke YDI for having friend's who have grandmas