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By johnboy / Tuesday 9 November 2010 17:08 / United States
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Girlfriend: So what are you doing?
OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty.
Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing?
OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked.
Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself?
OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?!
Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy!
OP. MOM!!!
Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

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  taytay6510  |  6

fuck I hate when people are over obsessive with there grammar, who gives a shit ?
but what i hate more is when people type like thhiissss ehhehe iiitts soooOOOOoooOOo aannnoyyinggg

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  Iskaria  |  0

76 I'm guessing OP was hot from running, probably in thick fleeced sweats if it's as cold as you say ^^ sooomebody doesn't exerciiiiise ;D

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  iluvme4never  |  0

@76- ever gotten off your butt and ran around a little? even if its really cold outside, you'll still sweat, and when you get home, everything will seem a lot hotter than before.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Girlfriend: So what are you doing?
OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty.
Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing?
OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked.
Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself?
OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?!
Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy!
OP. MOM!!!
Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

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