FML : Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights...

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Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:23 / Singapore

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By aback | 4

#582153 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:43

Your cousin set you up.

By randomdude1234 | 0

#582010 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:45

omg trauma.

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By randomdude1234 | 0

#582010 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:45

omg trauma.

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pingpongpickle | 8

#1004677 - Monday 24 May 2010 1:30

omg why do grandmas always leave the door open?? mine does that too!!!

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amerrah | 4

#1016630 - Thursday 3 June 2010 0:10

my grandma does it while we are in the shower. its disgusting.

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Milly143 | 3

#2427008 - Friday 29 April 2011 2:46

ugh so does mine x(

By divaboots | 8

#582016 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:46

owned xD

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KyleSays1 | 0

#908645 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:46

trauma
yuppp..!

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juliasayshi | 0

#972764 - Thursday 1 April 2010 22:36

ewww u will never b able to unsee that!
didn't see that one comin did ya LOL

By Intoxicunt | 5

#582030 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:50

Couldn't you have knocked with a triumphant "AHA!"?
Scrub your corneas.

By HLLAND | 0

#582038 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:53

- -.....FYL..i just read the last two words as "smile dump"..xD.FML

By plexico | 3

#582039 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:54

Now you know the source of the smelly dumps!

Knowledge is power!

By palleas_fml | 0

#582045 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:57

an obvious ydi I guess. But, yeah, next time, knock anyway ^^

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Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3019081 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:32

well he got u, didn't he?

By wellinever | 5

#582066 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:05

Smelly dump? Is there another kind?

By satanstoystore | 0

#582125 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:32

omg. i didnt see that one coming. how unexpected. you know, this is exactly how most of the world works. i hope we blow ourselves up.

By aback | 4

#582153 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:43

Your cousin set you up.

By plexico | 3

#582175 - Wednesday 23 September 2009 17:52

Of course, if winning at hide-and-seek means watching your grandma take a smelly dump, then he takes the game WAY too seriously!

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