Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I walked into my elderly grandmother's trailer, used the bathroom and went to wash my hands. She had a soft spot in the floor that she covered with a bathmat. I fell through. Right leg up to my hip in the floor, boobs stuck on the counter. My husband and grandmother stood there laughing. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
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FlyMeToTheMoon 0
LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?
Envy_fml 0
That's really shitty.
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Comments (79)
FlyMeToTheMoon 0
LMFAO Hahahahahahahaha. That's hilarious, and so sick. Did you puke?
ifmlftw 0
shit happens. literally
jason2468 0
U ALL LOST THE GAME!!!! hahahahahaha
lex1459 38
Ok calm down, 61.
ihatecondoms 12
Bruh stfu that was probably the biggest “accomplishment” of your life, no one cares, you are worse than then ***** that say “first!!!!!”
Envy_fml 0
That's really shitty.
crazycornn 0
ha ha ha!!!! that was dumb e___e
ImmaBabyGoat 13
2: Took the words right out of my mouth.
Zenma 0
That's really shitty. EDIT: #2 omg you wrote the exact same thing as me xD
Manny_B92 0
Well technically you wrote the same thing as him :-D
saailaway 0
LOL
deathproof_fml 0
That is ******* nasty.
Mykeh 0
Safety first Mr! You should have been wearing goggles and a face mask. I would rather inhale asbestos than have that happen to me.
R2Y2 22
Not everyone anticipates this.
ihatecondoms 12
Why would anyone do that?
SweetestSin 4
What a shitty situation. I pray your mouth wasn't opened
ncochrum 0
Why did you want to know if the light was on, trying to see your grandma piss? I can understand MILFs, but GILF?
Manny_B92 0
Dude, sick!
aback 5
Probably checking to see if anyone was in the bathroom or if she'd have to wait to use it.
uneekfreak16 0
You need to get your grandma some diapers!
_slyfox 0
Ewww!