Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
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Fx13mz
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That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
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Fx13mz
| 7
That is just disgusting. Poor granny though.
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TaylorSaysMoo
| 4
Aaand that's why you don't joke about things like that
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NuTrees
| 9
lol this is exactly what I said when I read it
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Ellifish
| 2
Omnomnom?
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supimnyancat
| 9
That's a shitty, oh wait I have a life.
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ilovepoppa
| 0
I agree with #1, & I hope you helped her..
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Tommananaze6T9
| 4
all these shit jokes r just shitty now
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skiier4life
| 1
That's bullshit to say you shouldn't joke about stuff like that. Now what? Should I not say momma jokes cuz it's possible the kid's mom died? OP is obviously close to her grandma and can joke if she'd like.
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iEthan
| 5
Business in the front's marketing is sagging, the party in the back is shitty.
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icefshng8
| 9
OP didn't mean any harm OP just said it for * shits and gigs*
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milakitty21
| 0
Stop giving poor granny shit! She has enough of it on her back already.
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supernerd352
| 7
ewwwww
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MsRandomKatie
| 0
wow. Have you guys ever heard of respect?
I don't care who we are talking about here. you guys are just plain rude to be making fun of her. Respect the senior citizens!
I don't care who we are talking about here. you guys are just plain rude to be making fun of her. Respect the senior citizens!
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wolflover44
| 5
At least they were shopping. Granny probably had a new shirt already, she could change into it. Just put all the stuff in one bag and use another one for the dirty shirt. It sucks, but at least they weren't in the middle of nowhere.
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iLOLatURpain69
| 7
You think you the shit till we flush you!
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Uneedanapbro
| 6
Shit happens.
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Po1ntBlank
| 0
well after reading, "Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower, and from the other room my grandmother yells "you're not going to jack off this time are you?" FML"
im like HAHA KARMA!! but then I'm like wait different granny =/
im like HAHA KARMA!! but then I'm like wait different granny =/
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MsSoulReaper
| 27
More like FHL! She got shit on her back!
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chickunkey
| 0
Today, I had to use the restroom. While standing over the shit filled toilet, my legs gave out dropping me into the toilet on my back. After struggling for a bit, I was finally able to wiggle my way out. When I finally left that bathroom, my gran-daughter laughed at me. FML
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a_nutritionist
| 10
@48 we kinda knew what it meant when we read the original comment.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
does that answer your question
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iAintEvenMad
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3- Everytime I read one of your comments, I read it in that family guy character's voice. lol.
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TheRealBruce
| 12
:) well thank you I am glad you have read my comments.
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iAintEvenMad
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:D
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TheRealBruce
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does that answer your question
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willbruton_
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That poor woman. More like FHL.
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iamsoobored
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Why are you on FML if you want to feel sorry for people?
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willbruton_
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You can't help but feel sorry for some people buddy.
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ginormica
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Ohhh bet that gave her the shits. Hahahahahahha
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bengalsbaby13
| 0
niiiice hahahaha
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
| 1
that's so funny hahahahahahaha...no
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flossybaben
| 0
jokes are supposed to be funny.
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ginormica
| 0
lighten up
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flossybaben
| 0
no.
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
here it goes just wait for all the stupid shit jokes.
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Garyy_fml
| 11
Mentioning the shut jokes to come is just as faggot-esque as actually leaving them.
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jjames7543
| 13
It's amazing how the first one is made right after you posted your comment.
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THRASHtillDEATH
| 6
exactly
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karkid619
| 8
dude I love your name
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letsgoflyakite
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that's a shitty situation you were in..
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
see what I mean it's just stupid by now
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GravyGuy
| 11
Those jokes are not funny! Stop using that shitty joke all the fucking time.
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dreamering
| 16
No shit, miss.
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aksweetheart
| 7
Shaaaaaaaaatttttuuuuuuupppppp! (That is meant to be like shut up, but really drawn out... I long for the days that everyone will just understand what I mean so I won't have to explain things like this to people...)
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PrincezzLena05
| 0
Aww, Poor Granny "/
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doom2
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aww your poor grandma :( f her life :/