By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24
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Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43
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The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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Cocoapelli 23
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Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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Charles900 16
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That's got to hurt. I hope you're not allergic to them, OP.

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WitEluded 13
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You should bee more careful

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Mauskau 35
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I see wasp you did there.

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acommonman 23
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wrong insect, man! that ant gonna fly.

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PlainWhiteWalls 20
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You sound ticked off.

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bsums203 13
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I don't think this one was avoidable if she had been more careful.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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Just don't let it bug you out.

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Cocoapelli 23
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Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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ebonyrose2828 16
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That must really sting!

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fuckercakes 21
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I cringe at the thought

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wakemeupplease 21
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Sorry but YDI next time cover your mouth when you yawn!!

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I_Bite 22
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my grandma used to say "if you don't cover your mouth (when you yawn) you'll let the devil in" guess she wasn't entirely wrong

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XxBunBunxX 2
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Sometimes things are quick. I was in class barely starting a young I almost had my hand to cover it when I got a spitball spit into my mouth. Within 4 seconds on starting a yawn I ended up choking.

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nityasomaiya 46
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#42 this is FML worthy

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DeathMeat 16
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*If you don't bother them, they won't bother you* My Ass!!!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
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i think he was saying 'my ass' about the saying, like he means the saying is bs because OP didnt bother the wasp

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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There's the misunderstanding. All I see is 'My' at the of his comment. (cut off? idk) When you add 'ass' his comment actually makes sense. My apologies.

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mld4657 28
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Jeez ouch I sorry op

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