By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
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lovinlife028 24

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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Miss_Whipped 43

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

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Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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Charles900 16

That's got to hurt. I hope you're not allergic to them, OP.

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Cocoapelli 23

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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wakemeupplease 21

Sorry but YDI next time cover your mouth when you yawn!!

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I_Bite 22

my grandma used to say "if you don't cover your mouth (when you yawn) you'll let the devil in" guess she wasn't entirely wrong

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XxBunBunxX 2

Sometimes things are quick. I was in class barely starting a young I almost had my hand to cover it when I got a spitball spit into my mouth. Within 4 seconds on starting a yawn I ended up choking.

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nityasomaiya 46

#42 this is FML worthy

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DeathMeat 16

*If you don't bother them, they won't bother you* My Ass!!!

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

i think he was saying 'my ass' about the saying, like he means the saying is bs because OP didnt bother the wasp

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

There's the misunderstanding. All I see is 'My' at the of his comment. (cut off? idk) When you add 'ass' his comment actually makes sense. My apologies.

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