Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
Hey, OP here!
Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch.
At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)
Edit: Or a sting on it.
But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.