FML : Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue....

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

lovinlife028 Say more :

Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

By lovinlife028 / Friday 10 April 2015 15:08 / United States - Nashville

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By Miss_Whipped | 41

#6258866 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:36

The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it.

Edit: Or a sting on it.

But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

By Cocoapelli | 22

#6258826 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:11

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

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By Charles900 | 16

#6258817 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:09

That's got to hurt. I hope you're not allergic to them, OP.

By MissKangaroo | 23

#6258818 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:10

Ouch

By WitEluded | 13

#6258819 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:10

You should bee more careful

Mauskau | 35

#6258940 - Saturday 11 April 2015 3:02

I see wasp you did there.

acommonman | 22

#6258968 - Saturday 11 April 2015 4:21

wrong insect, man! that ant gonna fly.

WitEluded | 13

#6258969 - Saturday 11 April 2015 4:23

Buzz off

PlainWhiteWalls | 20

#6259269 - Saturday 11 April 2015 13:05

You sound ticked off.

bsums203 | 13

#6259274 - Saturday 11 April 2015 13:24

I don't think this one was avoidable if she had been more careful.

thecman25 | 14

#6280761 - Sunday 3 May 2015 22:22

That was weak

By iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6258825 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:11

Just don't let it bug you out.

By Cocoapelli | 22

#6258826 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:11

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

By ebonyrose2828 | 16

#6258829 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:12

That must really sting!

By fuckercakes | 21

#6258831 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:13

I cringe at the thought

By wakemeupplease | 21

#6258836 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:17

Sorry but YDI next time cover your mouth when you yawn!!

I_Bite | 22

#6258891 - Saturday 11 April 2015 1:28

my grandma used to say "if you don't cover your mouth (when you yawn) you'll let the devil in"
guess she wasn't entirely wrong

XxBunBunxX | 2

#6259000 - Saturday 11 April 2015 4:54

Sometimes things are quick. I was in class barely starting a young I almost had my hand to cover it when I got a spitball spit into my mouth. Within 4 seconds on starting a yawn I ended up choking.

nityasomaiya | 46

#6259239 - Saturday 11 April 2015 11:36

#42 this is FML worthy

By DeathMeat | 16

#6258838 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:17

*If you don't bother them, they won't bother you* My Ass!!!

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6258849 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:23

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

ZeusBeDubsteppin | 24

#6258853 - Saturday 11 April 2015 0:27

i think he was saying 'my ass' about the saying, like he means the saying is bs because OP didnt bother the wasp

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6258903 - Saturday 11 April 2015 1:43

There's the misunderstanding. All I see is 'My' at the of his comment.
(cut off? idk)

When you add 'ass' his comment actually makes sense.

My apologies.