By lovinlife028 - 10/04/2015 15:08 - United States - Nashville

Today, while walking my dog, I opened my mouth to yawn. A wasp took the opportunity to fly into my mouth and announce its presence by stinging my tongue. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 258
You deserved it 2 554

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Hey, OP here! Just to clarify, I normally DO cover my mouth when yawning. The wasp just beat me to the punch. At least I'm not allergic, and it's definitely something I've been chuckling about most of the day. Luckily, my boyfriend was able to get me to see the bright side of this event. :)

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The wasp liked it, so he wanted to put a wing on it. Edit: Or a sting on it. But seriously, thank heavens you're okay.

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.


That's got to hurt. I hope you're not allergic to them, OP.

You should bee more careful

I see wasp you did there.

wrong insect, man! that ant gonna fly.

You sound ticked off.

I don't think this one was avoidable if she had been more careful.

Just don't let it bug you out.

Bad luck like that is hard to swallow.

That must really sting!

I cringe at the thought

Sorry but YDI next time cover your mouth when you yawn!!

my grandma used to say "if you don't cover your mouth (when you yawn) you'll let the devil in" guess she wasn't entirely wrong

Sometimes things are quick. I was in class barely starting a young I almost had my hand to cover it when I got a spitball spit into my mouth. Within 4 seconds on starting a yawn I ended up choking.

#42 this is FML worthy

*If you don't bother them, they won't bother you* My Ass!!!

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i think he was saying 'my ass' about the saying, like he means the saying is bs because OP didnt bother the wasp

There's the misunderstanding. All I see is 'My' at the of his comment. (cut off? idk) When you add 'ass' his comment actually makes sense. My apologies.

Jeez ouch I sorry op