Creeper Alert

By "of fucking course" - 05/09/2017 06:00

Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 006
You deserved it 863

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Is your couch on the front porch?

That's a lesson for you, kids. Before getting frisky, always smell the area to make sure it's clear of pervs.

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That's a lesson for you, kids. Before getting frisky, always smell the area to make sure it's clear of pervs.

He better pay up, shows ain't free.

Was he naked? Did you let him take part!? We need the details!!

Is your couch on the front porch?

I'm guessing there was an open window.

Did your husband lose a bet to your neighbor?

Close the curtains maybe? YDI

I mis read that as coach originally and said YDI cause you're in public then realised I was stupid so I'm sorry

There's a wonderful invention called curtains. I suggest using them.

He was inside the house. He broke in to ask if we had any extra beer.

Sorry neighbor you can watch but you have to put out the cigarette and I hope you brought enough booze for the three of us

Was he inside or outside? Cuz if you could smell him standing there, wouldn't he be inside? But how'd he get inside?

Obviously the window was open or she would have said her smelly neighbor was inside the house