By iceman123432 - United States
Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
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  PaulG10  |  0

why the fuck would you call 911 over this...... if it were a woman you wouldnt do anything, just cause its a man lets all fucking assume hes gonna rape anything hes attracted to with a penis eh? fuck you

By  ireply_w_lyrics  |  0

"...Oh, We went out last night
One thing started leading to another
Out last night
Everybody started loving on each other

They were dancing on the tables
And howling at the moon
Pairing up together and pretty soon
There was not a sole in sight
When we went out last night..."

You just don't remember it

  Unregistered  |  0

Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your fucking head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me

Lifeless body, slouching dead lecherous abcess, where you once had a head


And how does this fuse with the FML to make a joke? I'm sorry, but copying me and beating me to an FML using quality lyrics is one thing, but replying to me with lyrics that have nothing to do with anything here is another. FYL for being that kind of metalhead. Broaden your horizon and listen to more types of music. Personally, i listen to everything except screamo, opera, and songs that exceed 6 monutes. (Free Bird exempt)

  Unregistered  |  0

ill broden my horizon when a) rap stops putting out generic fucking songs about woman money and drugs b) there is no more fucking hippie music and c)disney stops dominating the charts with their purity wearing stars seriously i lost all respect in any kind of music beyond metal when I saw how many fucking legions of fans there are listening to that crap.

I still listen to the classics beatles/lynrd skynrd/the who etc. beyond that all other bands that arent metal/death metal are dead to me


Cause doing drugs makes u cool and telling everyone about it, even cooler. Im jus takin a wild guess here at sayin that you are one those white boys who drives the honda civics straight-piped w/o any real engine upgrades, just because you think its cool, as 'the asians do it' (BTW they dont, its just a stereotype). You talk about parties around people to try to act cool, and then go home and ask yourself why you're never invited to them and the ones you go to are either really lame or you crash. You have talked about doing drugs for years, but just started doing them in the past year. You dont show up to any of your classes because you think its cool, yet you have no where to go and no one to hang out with, and, as a result, are failing at least half your classes. And the internet is where you try to make yourself look cool, but everyone simply finds you to be a tool. Sorry to break it to you, but there is no 'cool.' There are just more and less popular people. You are definitely one of the not popular kids

BTW sorry if i made you cry. just get over it like you do when kids make fun of you every day. Go smoke some pot and skip some class

  Unregistered  |  0

HAHAH you obviously dont fucking live in canada mate. Everybody fucking smokes weed im not trying to "Act cool" in fact smoking weed doesnt make you cool fuck everybody does it. And since when have I been going around saying im "so fucking cool" listen here mate unlike you I dont go around being a faggot with my fohawk and my aeropostal/holister/and abercrombie clothes trying to "fit in" unlike you I auctually have some fucking diverse friends who arent some poser's trying to fit in


Well, unregistered, i am in fact from Canada, and many of my friends do weed. They just dont go around braggin bout it. And i dont have to try to fit in, i am friends with whoever i meet. just because my pic has me wearin a preppy shirt doesnt mean thats all i wear. i wear what i think looks good, many of my shirts arent brand name. and not all preps have fohawks, as u can tell by my pic.

BTW swearin that much and repetitively callin me a faggot makes u even cooler....

By  blooop_fml  |  0

Either you have extremely good eyesight, or you were stretching on the sidewalk..?
In addition, wrestling is an indoor sport, unless you were doing a warm up jog.


when you don't play fall sports pre-season is during the fall. and if you want to get specific wrestling is actually a summer sport in all of the world except for america

  bovice  |  0

im in america, texas to be specific, and for us its a year long sport.
we only get like 10 days out of the year that we dont practice excluding sundays.

  plexico  |  3

In Texas, Wrestling is a winter sport, but we do Rasslin' all the time! Anytime, anyplace, anyone -- we just love grabbing and throwing people -- it's like Human Rodeo. Yeeee-haaaaah!