By mjperfetti84 - 22/11/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
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Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

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kinky indeed. and awkward. this one should be on awkwardintercourse.com

YDI for hitting on old, lonely, horny men with canes

epic f***ing win!

I'm thoroughly grossed out now... FYL OP.

Ewwwwwwwwww... thanks for the horrible mental image and FYL!!

that's so fucking disgusting

lol, thats kinda hot!!

That's absolutely D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.

That's sooo nasty xD

jeez you guys are bad sports, have you never heard of good service? who wants help and a ride home if they don't get a happy ending!

Omg..like half of the FML's this week are about perverted old men You wonder if it's the same guy ^.^

haha ya gotta love old people!

Hasn't had much in a while?

that old poop was prolly good at sex, prolly knew every position there was. shame you woulda had a blast idk if you are a girl/guy op didnt bother looking :D

Still, that's still really really gross

Think of the experience u can have ur eyes closed the whole time ROFLMFAO

The coulda' done the sideways shuffle.