Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML
Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
"Ohh, you startin' to piss me off, ya little piglet son of a bitch. Call meeee ;)"
blackscent 0
wat the hell..
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Comments (85)
JuniorVarsFman 0
just plain wierd............but in wrestling you have to be super comfortable with your sexuality
computerpete 3
This is so fake. first, it's not wrestling season. Second, wrestling practice is held indoors. Third, to see the guy lick his lips while you're bending over you'd have to be within 30 feet of him. I don't buy any of it.
TItan160 0
FAKE I wrestle and I know that there is no way in hell anyone could have seen you let alone a car from a road. I mean seriously where the **** do you practice on the football field or something. I can't even see the hallway from my wrestling room
BigGuy99 0
"Now don't forget to stretch out those creamy hamstrings and thigh! Hmmmmmmmm!"
iceman123432 0
Everyone, when we practice, we do our warm ups on the front yard of a church, right next to the street
iceman123432 0
we practice outside on the front yard of a church
oystersmoke 0
don't forget to rub your creamy hamstrings!
no_disney_marvel 0
OP, this is the lamest post I have read so far on this site. So your're saying that an adult in the general vicinity of your wrestling practice is FYL. (1) How do you know this guy was actually watching you? He most likely was sitting there doing something else - making a cell phone call, writing a note to himself, entering something on his iPhone, or staring into space and thinking about the fact that his wife left him. Things adults do, you little twit. EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT YOU. (2) How could you possibly see him lick his lips? What were you, 50 feet away? 100? I'll give you one thing: you have a vivid imagination. Let's just say he did lick his lips. So what? People do that all the time, and it almost never means "mmmm, sweet little wrestler boys, I gotta get some of that." When people lick their lips, it means they have dry lips. Here's another news flash: EVERYTHING ISN'T ABOUT SEX. Get over yourself.
shanedawsonfan 0
W8 so ur name us iceman so that means ur a boy so that means that guy was a pedifile LOL nooow I get it
sarinninja 0
oh just say **** it. you mad his day n u still get the last laff cause he's near that age where you die.