By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 20:32

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Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML
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dorothy675 15

Some women don't get horny until they're either on their period or very close to it. It's a weird system we have. Good luck OP!

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ChaiseT 16

Then why don't you bring it up when she's not on it.

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thespoiler502 5

If the front porch is painted, go in the back door.

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josephbates 8

DUMP DAT BITCH! dude what the **** kind of S.O. says "Oh you know what sucks... The fact I won't ever **** you" Dude **** that **** Start a new life without her

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theonecasey 27

Why can't you have sex on her period?

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cherrypoppet 1

Why not just have sex with her during her period? **** stars use menstrual sponges when they are on their period and it doesn't leak through.

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bobsanction 18

Are you only allowed to have sex by electrical light when a woman is on her period? First I'm hearing of this rule.

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taroschain 11

I believe it's in the Bible somewhere. Probably Exodus - that's where all the naughty stuff is.

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Jesshatt 11

best time to have sex is when you're on your period....unfortunately, just a bit messy

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lucs_joy 2

put a towel down and have sex. sheesh.

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smjulze93 2

I don't ask too have sex............I rub her ass walking by...Get low on the ass so she gets the point...hike her skirt up or pull her pants down then eat that pussy from the back like you missed breakfast

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SteveDudleyUK 10

But darling your not bleeding out your backside....

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girlvsocean 2

Try turning the lights out and lighting candles when she isn't on her period...

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