There maybe more cost effective options and it might not be a practical option for OP.

Yh, the practical option being " burn the apartment down, burn everything"!!!

I wish ):

Actually it's not hard to get rid of weeds, it's called pulling them up or using a weed spray. Kills them. Bugs are worst because they reproduce so fast.

They keep coming back. You missed my point obviously

But weeds can't crawl on you in the middle of the night, and they generally don't take up residence in your pantry.

Like a couple hundred at least..I think OP is better off burning the place down.

That mite just be the best pun I've heard lately, I just 'pede myself laughing.

Props to the both of you, I'm awful at coming up with puns on the fly.

Those puns are unbearable

Comments like yours really ticks me off.

that's hilarious. and wrong. dead wrong. I have a roach infestation now and had a horrible rat problem...guess which was the easiest and cheapest?

Should have tried to teach the rodents to eat the bugs then get rid of the rodents.

Nope, getting/borrowing a cat or a terrier (a Jack Russell is a good one for this) is a dead easy way to get rid of a rodent infestation. I'd take that over the bugs any day...though my cats won't even tolerate moths or spiders in the house, which is an added bonus!

Bed bugs are the hands down worst. At least roaches and rodents don't feed off of you while you sleep. Nothing worse than waking up covered in bites and having little red dots all over your sheets.

Rubbing alcohol- works.... I spray the beds every time, I have to stay at a motel