Wifey

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
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*turns circuit breaker off* "Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

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Your comment sucks more. I just had to say it.

*turns circuit breaker off* "Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

damn skippy!!! ^_^

26, That's because DocBastard is a legend on this site and leaves some pretty funny, intelligent comments. They never get old :-).

Looks like you got sone competition!

You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

Just go down on her, she'll quickly change her mind and drop her phone.

Don't people usually get cock blocked by the Internet nowadays with porn?

Only when it starts buffering

That's when you turn the power off, and act like it went out again.

You were beaten by a single minute. I'm thumbing you up because I know you didn't copy.

Better luck next time.

I would kill for my boyfriend to do that for me! Romance is always good :-) Or maybe I just don't really put the internet over fun sexy time. Anyways, that was sweet of you OP.

"I'm bored." "Me too." "Wanna have sex?" "Ooh, you're so romantic!"

I've always wondered what the world would come to if all devices were gone along with Internet

I would die. I have a mp3 player for a heart. MY HEART'S A STERO---*shot*

I would die. I have an MP3 player for a heart. MY HEARTS A STEREO ---*shot*

Well, I guess copyright infringement would be put on the back burner.

Judging by this FML, there would be lots and lots of sex.

Then that could lead to over population, eventually leading to the end of the world.. Oh god.

I'm guessing there weren't many sparks. *runs out of room for use of a pun that doesn't make sense in this situation*

Guess there weren't many sparks... *jumps out of window for use of pun that doesn't make any sense in this situation*

That sounds like something my girl would do. Hell, I'm being ignored for the internet Right Now. At least wifi means porn. Problem solved?

We've gone from real life whores to technology whores.

Yeah but at least the only thing you can catch from a technology whore is a computer virus unlike real life whores