Wifey

By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML
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DocBastard 38
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*turns circuit breaker off* "Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

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k010sweetygurl 5

That sucks

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tellithowitis 13
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Your comment sucks more. I just had to say it.

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DocBastard 38
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*turns circuit breaker off* "Aw damn, looks like the power's back off! Now, where were we?"

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dead_insects 18
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damn skippy!!! ^_^

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theslimshadylp 6

Aww how cute

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beccaishereyay 11

2 - smart man

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AKGirlinSD 20
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26, That's because DocBastard is a legend on this site and leaves some pretty funny, intelligent comments. They never get old :-).

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ReesieBanana21 12
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Looks like you got sone competition!

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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You were actually cock-blocked by the Internet? That's just plain backwards

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boofgall 16
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Just go down on her, she'll quickly change her mind and drop her phone.

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Mauskau 35
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Don't people usually get cock blocked by the Internet nowadays with porn?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31
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Only when it starts buffering

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Thelnternet 7

I'm sorry.

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SierraaaNicoleee 26
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That's when you turn the power off, and act like it went out again.

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DKjazz 20

You were beaten by a single minute. I'm thumbing you up because I know you didn't copy.

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ZippandButtons 7

Better luck next time.

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greeneyedpothead 10
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I would kill for my boyfriend to do that for me! Romance is always good :-) Or maybe I just don't really put the internet over fun sexy time. Anyways, that was sweet of you OP.

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your_face 15
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"I'm bored." "Me too." "Wanna have sex?" "Ooh, you're so romantic!"

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yabbadabbadooyah 12
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I've always wondered what the world would come to if all devices were gone along with Internet

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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I would die. I have a mp3 player for a heart. MY HEART'S A STERO---*shot*

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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I would die. I have an MP3 player for a heart. MY HEARTS A STEREO ---*shot*

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redbluegreen 40
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Well, I guess copyright infringement would be put on the back burner.

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1blinktink 4
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Judging by this FML, there would be lots and lots of sex.

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yabbadabbadooyah 12
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Then that could lead to over population, eventually leading to the end of the world.. Oh god.

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tellithowitis 13
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I'm guessing there weren't many sparks. *runs out of room for use of a pun that doesn't make sense in this situation*

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dude1122332 9
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Can I get in on this?

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MonsterCommenter 4

No. >:(

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tellithowitis 13
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Guess there weren't many sparks... *jumps out of window for use of pun that doesn't make any sense in this situation*

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JustKittyKat 24
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That sounds like something my girl would do. Hell, I'm being ignored for the internet Right Now. At least wifi means porn. Problem solved?

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borkchop1992 15

We've gone from real life whores to technology whores.

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whogivesafuck88 10
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Yeah but at least the only thing you can catch from a technology whore is a computer virus unlike real life whores

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