Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad....

By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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kate3101 15

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

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Camy123_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:17

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cucuto89 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:28

well it is fun

ronton 4

Wednesday 30 June 2010 14:49

Today, every time I take a shit my bathroom smells bad. What witchcraft is this?? FML

zamxD 0

Friday 12 November 2010 0:32

haha!

kate3101 15

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Monday 11 January 2010 3:36

Exactly lol. I have radiators in my house that are too hot to touch, but I highly doubt it water would sizzle on them!

Grndslmhttr3 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:01

This FML is obviously fake.

HanaxD 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Okaaay. Ew. Just ew. :/

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

intensitive 11

Monday 11 January 2010 0:09

Hahaha.

MizzMe 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:36

How can a son be a her?

CommentKing207 23

Friday 24 July 2015 20:59

You also implied that it was a him, saying "that will show HIM"...

Yarrachel 16

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:21

Resurrect Michael Jackson and send your son to his house. That'll teach the brat to misbehave.

realggirl 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:56

Poor MJ. He's completely innocent, he always was. And even after his death people have to focus on these stupid rumors instead of the wonderful music he created.

sadistmonkey 19

Monday 11 January 2010 2:02

yeah, like his death changed anything

dspadres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:32

LOL OMG You're so ******* hilarious. I want to have your babies. Whether or not he's guilty is irrelevant to me. I personally don't give a shit what other people do, famous or not. But the man's dead. Give it a rest. He means a lot to so many people; more people than you will ever be.

TheSpoof 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:42

you are right, i don't think he will ever be many people, probably just the one

Anteezy 7

Monday 11 January 2010 12:38

Haha, unless he goes Tyler Durden style!

hannahuk1986 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:34

Eww. How long has your bathroom been smelling bad for? I hope you don't hang your towels on that radiator.

poisonfrog7 2

Monday 11 January 2010 0:00

It is a child people, they exaggerate things. perhaps he didn't watch the boy pee on the radiator to see it steam and sizzle? and a 10 year old should know better. they should only do that at school.

FarSide 22

Monday 11 January 2010 0:10

The first time his little tallywhacker touches the radiator and sizzles, he will stop that habit.

ily1210 10

Monday 11 January 2010 0:34

LMAO!!!!!!! omfg, agreed

Fminetoo 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:58

LOL^ I made the mistake once of taking jeans out of the dryer, and putting them on really quick. A certain body part got caught on the zipper for about ten seconds, the worst ten seconds of my life. But the boy will learn, he'll most definetly learn.