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By Whateversz - 24/07/2010 19:59 - Netherlands

Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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Hmmmm, breakfast

By Spiderchick - 26/09/2019 12:00 - Germany

Today, I found out that the stories about how you swallow insects and spiders in your sleep are true, as I woke up to a funny taste in my mouth and the remains of a spider stuck to my braces. FML

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By HighasaCloud - 10/12/2016 02:38

Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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Top o' the mornin' to ya

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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Spooked

By chrskr13 - 28/07/2023 12:00 - Denmark - Soborg

Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because í saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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FreshSalad 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:25

Spiders are good in Salads... >.>

ArtIsResistance7 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 1:26

YouTube it! You can market it as Spiderman 4: Spidey vs. Wenchosaurus!

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RyanMcRyan 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 11:53

your boyfriend is awesom

iH8uBuTiLuvU 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 16:56

Did he post it on YouTube???????

devilyy 2

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:17

Next time close your mouth when you sleep OP :P

Whateversz 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:27

No, I will not put it on YouTube, because it is utterly disgusting, and, I do not want to put myself on YouTube with a spider in my mouth. But thanks for the 'Your life sucks' And, no I am not about to break up with my boyfriend because of this ^^

iH8uBuTiLuvU 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 22:29

Lol just thought I'd ask, I wouldn't want a video of a spider crawling in my mouth on youtube either. But it is pretty funny that he just recorded it laughing lol. And the person who said you should break up with him over this, I really hope they were joking lol.

SeaNDouble 1

Monday 26 July 2010 5:48

hahaha, gross but hilarious

StevenSS 0

Monday 26 July 2010 14:14

haha

slider3212 0

Monday 26 July 2010 17:27

post the video ahhah

VenomByte 1

Monday 26 July 2010 18:17

awesome!!!

goftr 0

Monday 26 July 2010 18:44

YDI because sleep is for the weak

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