Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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crazyrunnergirl
| 7
If your gonna let it live then at least put it outside.
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tingway
| 4
should've just killed it when you first saw it.
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crazyrunnergirl
| 7
If your gonna let it live then at least put it outside.
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coltonp90x
| 2
Haha no kidding
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cudi504
| 4
How did she know it was the same spider
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
That's the spiders way of saying "thank you"
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
19- Sacrifice?
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Choose_Wisely
| 5
that is why i kill every spider that i can. i. fucking. hate. spiders.
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pie29302930
| 0
Your picture is funny, yet scares the shit outta me at the same time since its so weird. Lol
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itschubbycake
| 6
You should of put him outside or put that little fucker to sleep.
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elephantom12
| 9
33 - it's a spider not a 'little fucker'... Dick.
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n_epic_fail
| 14
What you should do when finding a spider:
-ghetto stomp it
-swat it with a shoe
-scream and then swat it with a shoe
-(if ur one of those life saver types) take it OUTSIDE!
-after the fallowing steps are complete, THEN you may take a shower.
-ghetto stomp it
-swat it with a shoe
-scream and then swat it with a shoe
-(if ur one of those life saver types) take it OUTSIDE!
-after the fallowing steps are complete, THEN you may take a shower.
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itschubbycake
| 6
36- spiders are little fuckers because they scare me >.
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Marcella1016
| 30
umm what happened to the other FML they just posted about the chick's bf giving her a key and changing the locks??
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JustHello123
| 1
Haha
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kelsey_katie
| 17
25, I definately agree.
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NeatNit
| 32
That is just disgusting.
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fml8396
| 0
Bahaha that's why when u see a spider u need to kill that hoe!!!
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volley4eva1698
| 0
when did we get on the topic of gardening? O.o
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2ndSucks
| 15
I never kill spiders without a gardening hoe. I thought that was normal..
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ThanksKarma
| 0
No it's breakfast in bed. OP just got a little impatient with the breakfast on her/his face.
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tingway
| 4
should've just killed it when you first saw it.
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calli901
| 0
whyy didn't youu just kill it when youu first saw it?!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
They have a right to live too!
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DjeePee
| 24
Yes they do. They eat annoying mosquitos and shit-eating flies, remember?
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alexwarfield333
| 1
Hey do you live in Indy?
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monkeybanana
| 7
I agree with 1... Who let's a spider live that's in their house?
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itschubbycake
| 6
Maybe the OP wanted a roommate.
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
Boobs!
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hannahcorrine
| 0
That's what you get for being nice ;)
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TheBlackCops
| 0
It's a natural moisturizer.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
Maybe it's maybelline
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Capt_Oblivious
| 10
And you knew it was the same spider how?
Did you give it a name and name tag?
Did you give it a name and name tag?
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heyitsdiamond
| 5
Don't be rude at least it wasnt you
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heyitsdiamond
| 5
Don't be rude at least it wasnt you
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Savra_fml
| 17
Little OP muffet,
sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and fri.......was used to wipe OPs face.
sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and fri.......was used to wipe OPs face.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
Lol love it!
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Enslaved
| 36
Curds and whey is old fashion cottage cheese. Just thought I'd throw in a fun fact since I enjoyed your rhyme. (:
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mintcar
| 9
If you want a bug to live, you're supposed to pick it up and place it outside. Not allow it to wander in your home. WTF?
FYL, this is pretty disgusting.
FYL, this is pretty disgusting.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
It's not a bug, it's an arachnid.