By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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crazyrunnergirl 7
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If your gonna let it live then at least put it outside.

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Capt_Oblivious 10
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And you knew it was the same spider how? Did you give it a name and name tag?

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crazyrunnergirl 7
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If your gonna let it live then at least put it outside.

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coltonp90x 2
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Haha no kidding

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cudi504 4
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How did she know it was the same spider

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Damn_Hippster 11
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That's the spiders way of saying "thank you"

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KiddNYC1O 20
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19- Sacrifice?

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Choose_Wisely 5
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that is why i kill every spider that i can. i. fucking. hate. spiders.

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pie29302930 0
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Your picture is funny, yet scares the shit outta me at the same time since its so weird. Lol

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itschubbycake 6
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You should of put him outside or put that little fucker to sleep.

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elephantom12 9
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33 - it's a spider not a 'little fucker'... Dick.

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n_epic_fail 14
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What you should do when finding a spider: -ghetto stomp it -swat it with a shoe -scream and then swat it with a shoe -(if ur one of those life saver types) take it OUTSIDE! -after the fallowing steps are complete, THEN you may take a shower.

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itschubbycake 6
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36- spiders are little fuckers because they scare me >.

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Marcella1016 31
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umm what happened to the other FML they just posted about the chick's bf giving her a key and changing the locks??

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kelsey_katie 17
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25, I definately agree.

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NeatNit 32
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That is just disgusting.

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fml8396 0
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Bahaha that's why when u see a spider u need to kill that hoe!!!

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volley4eva1698 0
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when did we get on the topic of gardening? O.o

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2ndSucks 15
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I never kill spiders without a gardening hoe. I thought that was normal..

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ThanksKarma 0
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No it's breakfast in bed. OP just got a little impatient with the breakfast on her/his face.

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tingway 4
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should've just killed it when you first saw it.

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calli901 0
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whyy didn't youu just kill it when youu first saw it?!

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KiddNYC1O 20
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They have a right to live too!

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DjeePee 24
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Yes they do. They eat annoying mosquitos and shit-eating flies, remember?

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alexwarfield333 1
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Hey do you live in Indy?

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monkeybanana 7
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I agree with 1... Who let's a spider live that's in their house?

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itschubbycake 6
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Maybe the OP wanted a roommate.

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hannahcorrine 0
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That's what you get for being nice ;)

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TheBlackCops 0
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It's a natural moisturizer.

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instnt1nfction 17
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Maybe it's maybelline

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Capt_Oblivious 10
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And you knew it was the same spider how? Did you give it a name and name tag?

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heyitsdiamond 5
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Don't be rude at least it wasnt you

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heyitsdiamond 5
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Don't be rude at least it wasnt you

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Savra_fml 17
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Little OP muffet, sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and fri.......was used to wipe OPs face.

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ShyAnn29 14
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Lol love it!

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Enslaved 36
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Curds and whey is old fashion cottage cheese. Just thought I'd throw in a fun fact since I enjoyed your rhyme. (:

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mintcar 9
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If you want a bug to live, you're supposed to pick it up and place it outside. Not allow it to wander in your home. WTF? FYL, this is pretty disgusting.

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THE_A_TEEN 27
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It's not a bug, it's an arachnid.

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