Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
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Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

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Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

and have a happy New year.

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

Tuft enough

Hair spiders are scarier than real sometimes. You start looking for bald spots if they are that big.

I was excited at big and black I’m the same sentence. You let me down