Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 447
You deserved it 869

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rotflqtms_ 21

Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

EmDizzle2007 28

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

Hair spiders are scarier than real sometimes. You start looking for bald spots if they are that big.

KittenShitz 12

I was excited at big and black I’m the same sentence. You let me down