By Thescarlettfox - 16/2/2020 01:00

Monster in my bathroom

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7882918 - Sunday 16 February 2020 2:03

Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

By jc1015 | 21

#7882924 - Sunday 16 February 2020 3:33

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

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By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7882918 - Sunday 16 February 2020 2:03

Clean the bathroom you filthy animal...

By EmDizzle2007 | 28

#7882921 - Sunday 16 February 2020 2:30

and have a happy New year.

By jc1015 | 21

#7882924 - Sunday 16 February 2020 3:33

stop trying to get your broom to stand up on its own and use it to sweep.

By Kraths | 8

#7882927 - Sunday 16 February 2020 4:39

Tuft enough

By tabby cat tidbit | 4

#7882935 - Sunday 16 February 2020 6:37

spiders are awesome, grow a pair.

By alycion | 38

#7882974 - Sunday 16 February 2020 11:06

Hair spiders are scarier than real sometimes. You start looking for bald spots if they are that big.

By KittenShitz | 10

#7883121 - Monday 17 February 2020 2:42

I was excited at big and black I’m the same sentence. You let me down