Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
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GhettoWangstuh
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omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute
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ohno_fml
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aw fuck she has a sense of humor.
you should be happy dude
you should be happy dude
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ilovefatcats
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HAHAHAHA
BAHAHAHA
WAHAHAH
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I peed a little
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BAHAHAHA
WAHAHAH
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I peed a little
-_-
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bexox
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"Nor now"
She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol
She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol
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CameronJak
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brittanyrmh_
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53 - Do you want a fucking medal, or...?
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mikuxxhatsune
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No they deserve a trophy and to receive a Nobel award.
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Lizo_fml
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That is AWESOME!!
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HyperFlirt
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That is simply amazing! XD She's a keeper.
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AcessDenied
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omg your girl's awesomesauce with a side of ftw sammich.
I would totally love it if that happened to me. But, of course, not permanent marker. I'd probably be in a lot of trouble with any job interviews I got with 'NOT NOW' written across my forehead.
I would totally love it if that happened to me. But, of course, not permanent marker. I'd probably be in a lot of trouble with any job interviews I got with 'NOT NOW' written across my forehead.
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FeelMuchBetter
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Your gf is hilarious! Marry her!
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Sofa_King
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I just fell in love with your girlfriend :D cutest thing ever!
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harley07babe
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Aww! So cute!!
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ImALiar_XD
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your girlfriend is brilliant.
She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol