FML : Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when...

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By titou / Monday 5 January 2009 03:33 / France

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By bexox | 0

#8112 - Friday 27 February 2009 12:01

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

By GhettoWangstuh | 0

#801 - Monday 9 February 2009 07:13

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

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By GhettoWangstuh | 0

#801 - Monday 9 February 2009 07:13

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

By ohno_fml | 0

#1257 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 07:05

aw fuck she has a sense of humor. you should be happy dude

ilovefatcats | 12

#976021 - Wednesday 7 April 2010 11:33

HAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA WAHAHAH ... I peed a little -_-

By bexox | 0

#8112 - Friday 27 February 2009 12:01

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

CameronJak | 0

#2380084 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:56

I use nor and I'm in middle school :)

brittanyrmh_ | 12

#5169597 - Wednesday 21 November 2012 07:34

53 - Do you want a fucking medal, or...?

mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6381398 - Saturday 15 August 2015 10:48

No they deserve a trophy and to receive a Nobel award.

By Lizo_fml | 0

#14419 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 04:45

That is AWESOME!!

By HyperFlirt | 0

#20997 - Sunday 8 March 2009 06:41

That is simply amazing! XD She's a keeper.

By AcessDenied | 0

#25218 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 11:25

omg your girl's awesomesauce with a side of ftw sammich. I would totally love it if that happened to me. But, of course, not permanent marker. I'd probably be in a lot of trouble with any job interviews I got with 'NOT NOW' written across my forehead.