By titou - 05/01/2009 03:33 - France

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
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"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

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omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

aw fuck she has a sense of humor. you should be happy dude

HAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA WAHAHAH ... I peed a little -_-

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

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53 - Do you want a fucking medal, or...?

No they deserve a trophy and to receive a Nobel award.

That is AWESOME!!

That is simply amazing! XD She's a keeper.

omg your girl's awesomesauce with a side of ftw sammich. I would totally love it if that happened to me. But, of course, not permanent marker. I'd probably be in a lot of trouble with any job interviews I got with 'NOT NOW' written across my forehead.

Your gf is hilarious! Marry her!

I just fell in love with your girlfriend :D cutest thing ever!

your girlfriend is brilliant.