Love: Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light...

By titou - 05/01/2009 03:33 - France

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

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bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:01

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

GhettoWangstuh 0

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Monday 9 February 2009 7:13

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

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Monday 9 February 2009 7:13

omg how is this on fmylife.com?! thats so cute

ohno_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 7:05

aw fuck she has a sense of humor. you should be happy dude

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Wednesday 7 April 2010 23:33

HAHAHAHA BAHAHAHA WAHAHAH ... I peed a little -_-

bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:01

"Nor now" She also speaks with excellent grammar! When is the last time I heard the word "nor"? lol

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Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:56

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brittanyrmh_ 12

Wednesday 21 November 2012 7:34

53 - Do you want a fucking medal, or...?

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Saturday 15 August 2015 10:48

No they deserve a trophy and to receive a Nobel award.

Lizo_fml 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 16:45

That is AWESOME!!

HyperFlirt 0

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Sunday 8 March 2009 6:41

That is simply amazing! XD She's a keeper.

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:25

omg your girl's awesomesauce with a side of ftw sammich. I would totally love it if that happened to me. But, of course, not permanent marker. I'd probably be in a lot of trouble with any job interviews I got with 'NOT NOW' written across my forehead.