Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
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FederalAgent 0

Your wording is the funniest part i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed" "yanked while I was sleeping"

Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Bloody noses aren't that funny…

FederalAgent 0

Your wording is the funniest part i.e... "my lamp next to me in bed" "yanked while I was sleeping"

Darksect0r13 0

No FML at the end -.-

Samantha_Elaine 7

There is.

Joeboy777 0

That prick. Some boyfriend.

I'd let the same happen to my chick, girl! Lighten up, it didn't kill you, it's funny!

ouch!!! didnt u feel it when it hit your face? and ur bf is a jerk :|

DIE CIS SCUM!

What a douche.

ya wouldn't you wak up from feeling you nose hurting? by i would laugh my ass off too sorry

Well, you got to admit that it must have been funny to watch.

Don't blame it on your boyfriend. Maybe you need therapy.