Seems fair
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Then tell them to come in and work since there's no need to worry! Currently, Toys-R-Us has filed chapter 11 bankruptcy, which means it is trying to restructure its (at this time) $5bn debt so that it can pay it. Closing of stores will be few if any at this current time and will be merely considered over during its filing proceedings. :)
Reminds me of the FML from a few months back where somebody said that one of their employees called off to deal with the emotional damage due to Club Penguin shutting down.
But other than that, it's not that big of a loss, every Toys r Us I stepped in were always disorganized and overpriced, not to mention they were full of whiny kids.
Think of the emotional damage they’ll suffer when your company closes because it hired too many infantile slackers.
Hey ... I take offense to that comparison! I'll have you know that some infants are in fact quite hard working ... Like the ones whose entire purpose in existence seems to be in order to ensure that mom and dad will never again get a good nights sleep!!!
But Toys *R* Us! When you take them away, we R nothing (except an extremely complex string of carbon by chance fostering life and truly being a wonder miracle of the universe)!!
Yeah, how the heck can you expect me to be a Toys R Us Kid when there might no longer be a Toys R Us?
How old are your employees?
THE DOLLAR STORE IS CLOSING! DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT THAT! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
This is what happens to you when you violate child labor laws.
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Reminds me of the FML from a few months back where somebody said that one of their employees called off to deal with the emotional damage due to Club Penguin shutting down.
Then tell them to come in and work since there's no need to worry! Currently, Toys-R-Us has filed chapter 11 bankruptcy, which means it is trying to restructure its (at this time) $5bn debt so that it can pay it. Closing of stores will be few if any at this current time and will be merely considered over during its filing proceedings. :)