aww poor OP. I'll be your friend! (:

#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!

Don't be creeping on unsuspecting woman perdix :p

#15, no women around these parts are unsuspecting of me ;)

jokes on you op doesnt want friends

I'd do the same...

Me too, I don't have any close friends, and besides my mom none of my family really knows me...

Time to start making some friends...

It's really hard for some people.

It can be really hard for some kids, social anxiety is a bitch.

Hey at least you got one....unless its your mom

What's wrong with OP's mom?

6- Well it did say from 2 family members...

On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!

Bummer OP.. At least you don't have to worry that someone may have inaccurately depicted you

If you want something done you gotta do it yourself

Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!

I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.

"We just figured out Blue's Clue
'Cause we're really smart."

^^^ This guy...

^^^ This guy....

I think they saw it as silly homework they want no part of. It's frustrating when they don't seem to care enough to understand. Sorry OP.

Or maybe they were too busy, I guess it depends how long the letters had to be.

Awww that's sad but at least you got it done