Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
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Kruitdamp
| 44
Send me a message and i will help you with one letter
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Welshite
| 39
#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know?
"Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."
"Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."
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ViktoriaaKills
| 13
excuse me, but Me has no gender thank you very much.
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
You are excused, Me though, is a man. A big strong man! A hairy man! A man with fine taste in women. A man.. A man named Me.
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notsofriendly
| 17
I think it's sweet that #1 offered.
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feven
| 32
Some of my friends would never take the time to write a letter to me even tho the texts they send me in a day is more than letter worth. For this reason I get OP.
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\
| 28
I had a little business going on in middle and high school where I'd take payments to write people's essays for them. Profits were good until my customers started getting caught, so I started asking for samples of my clients' past work to make it sound like theirs. Good times.
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Enslaved
| 36
Sounds like you might have gotten the idea from the sequel to "Grease".
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coldasfire
| 23
And so will the other 250 people who liked this will :)
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Vnzlan_girl
| 10
aww poor OP. I'll be your friend! (:
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perdix
| 29
#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!
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JMichael
| 25
Don't be creeping on unsuspecting woman perdix :p
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perdix
| 29
#15, no women around these parts are unsuspecting of me ;)
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dingleberrysteve
| 6
jokes on you op doesnt want friends
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TordNorski
| 30
I'd do the same...
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shadowedpixie
| 19
Me too, I don't have any close friends, and besides my mom none of my family really knows me...
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Jessa91
| 10
Time to start making some friends...
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Jasmeent11
| 15
It's really hard for some people.
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gAt_d
| 26
It can be really hard for some kids, social anxiety is a bitch.
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Rainhawk94
| 27
Hey at least you got one....unless its your mom
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buttery_nipples
| 12
What's wrong with OP's mom?
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fucMyLifeSoHard
| 18
6- Well it did say from 2 family members...
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JasonUMN
| 15
On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!
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cheshirecat13242
| 32
Bummer OP.. At least you don't have to worry that someone may have inaccurately depicted you
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rob02
| 19
If you want something done you gotta do it yourself
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perdix
| 29
Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!
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alycion
| 38
I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.
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Enslaved
| 36
"We just figured out Blue's Clue
'Cause we're really smart."
'Cause we're really smart."
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J_Kertz
| 14
^^^ This guy...
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Rainhawk94
| 27
^^^ This guy....
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Ms_ValS
| 27
I think they saw it as silly homework they want no part of. It's frustrating when they don't seem to care enough to understand. Sorry OP.
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glitterkuro
| 18
Or maybe they were too busy, I guess it depends how long the letters had to be.
"Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."