FML : Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge...

Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By me / Wednesday 20 November 2013 15:28 / United States - Bronx

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By Kruitdamp | 43

#5761769 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:50

Send me a message and i will help you with one letter

By Welshite | 39

#5761785 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:00

#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know? "Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."

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By Kruitdamp | 43

#5761769 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:50

Send me a message and i will help you with one letter

Welshite | 39

#5761785 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:00

ViktoriaaKills | 13

#5761858 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:26

excuse me, but Me has no gender thank you very much.

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5761868 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:36

You are excused, Me though, is a man. A big strong man! A hairy man! A man with fine taste in women. A man.. A man named Me.

notsofriendly | 17

#5761902 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 08:09

I think it's sweet that #1 offered.

feven | 32

#5761922 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 08:29

Some of my friends would never take the time to write a letter to me even tho the texts they send me in a day is more than letter worth. For this reason I get OP.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5761940 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 08:49

I had a little business going on in middle and high school where I'd take payments to write people's essays for them. Profits were good until my customers started getting caught, so I started asking for samples of my clients' past work to make it sound like theirs. Good times.

Enslaved | 36

#5761971 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 09:25

Sounds like you might have gotten the idea from the sequel to "Grease".

coldasfire | 23

#6243712 - Thursday 26 March 2015 04:23

And so will the other 250 people who liked this will :)

By Vnzlan_girl | 10

#5761770 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:50

aww poor OP. I'll be your friend! (:

perdix | 29

#5761784 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:00

#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!

JMichael | 25

#5761787 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:01

Don't be creeping on unsuspecting woman perdix :p

perdix | 29

#5761815 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:09

#15, no women around these parts are unsuspecting of me ;)

dingleberrysteve | 6

#5762002 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 10:17

jokes on you op doesnt want friends

By TordNorski | 30

#5761771 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:50

I'd do the same...

shadowedpixie | 19

#5762626 - Thursday 21 November 2013 09:03

Me too, I don't have any close friends, and besides my mom none of my family really knows me...

By Jessa91 | 10

#5761772 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:51

Time to start making some friends...

Jasmeent11 | 15

#5761840 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:18

It's really hard for some people.

gAt_d | 26

#5761984 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 09:39

It can be really hard for some kids, social anxiety is a bitch.

By Rainhawk94 | 27

#5761773 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:51

Hey at least you got one....unless its your mom

buttery_nipples | 12

#5762132 - Thursday 21 November 2013 12:15

What's wrong with OP's mom?

fucMyLifeSoHard | 18

#5762459 - Thursday 21 November 2013 05:06

6- Well it did say from 2 family members...

By JasonUMN | 15

#5761774 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:51

On the bright side, now it's truly an autobiography!

By cheshirecat13242 | 32

#5761778 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:55

Bummer OP.. At least you don't have to worry that someone may have inaccurately depicted you

By rob02 | 19

#5761779 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:55

If you want something done you gotta do it yourself

By perdix | 29

#5761781 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 06:57

Dipping your dog's paw in ink and making him step on a sheet of paper doesn't count. You need to forge a fourth letter!

alycion | 26

#5761862 - Wednesday 20 November 2013 07:28

I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.