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#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know? "Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."

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#1: What could you possibly be able to write about a person you don't know? "Me is such a great friend. He was born on the first of January, precisely at midnight. As a child, he was able to solve the most difficult of questions: what do women like? I watched as he single-handedly fought off aliens and saved the world. The ladies all swoon at the sight of Me, but he somehow manages to modestly accept the attention while juggling his superhero life. Yes, Me is a great friend."

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Some of my friends would never take the time to write a letter to me even tho the texts they send me in a day is more than letter worth. For this reason I get OP.

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#3, aw, you're so sweet! If the OP callously rejects your gracious offer, can I get in on some of that action? Um, ..., I mean, friendship action. Yeah, that's what I mean!

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I paid good money to let my dog paw paint! He's an arteest. Ok it was a 3 dollar donation to the shelter and the painting looks like crap. But I love it.

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