Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
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Top comments
laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
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Comments (95)
vsk8p1mp720 0
******* retard FYL indeed
Thunderbender 2
Awww at least she cared :) Sucks your fish died though :(
NoteMyGrin 0
Aw, I'm sorry! How awful for the fish!
Team_Buffy 0
They're just FISH! Not even exotic fish or anything, just gold fish! I think it's cute that your sister felt bad for them. Ok, be a little sad they died, but NOT a FML
MissOriginal 0
Wahh wahh wahh, if u feel so strongly for fish then u shouldve stopped her from putting them in the water in the FIRST place
Omnigeek6 1
Did it ever cross your mind that OPs sister put the goldfish in the hot water while OP wasn't looking?
nouie 0
You obviously have no common sense whatsoever. She could have done so while the OP was out, or not there. Stop being a stupid ****.
cursesonyourmom 1
one of my best friends did something like hat. when she was 8 she had some goldfish. she thought they "looked thirsty" and gave them some lemonaide(poured into the bowl). they died too.
elisabethecstasy 0
My sister did the same thing. Maybe get other fishies (: FOFL ):
hbkkbh6h8 0
what type of fish???????
terriibabiiix23 0
awww, im really sorry to hear that. how old is your sister ? i guess she didn't know fish HAVE to live in cold water :/ save up your money & be a good older sis, and buy her some new fishie ! teach her NOT to ever put fish in hot water or else they will die. hey - at least you have something to eat for dinner :D just kiddingg. # 72 - they were goldfish. the OP said they were goldfish...
LilaBear 2
aww, that's kinda cute... but that sucks though.
anyapersad 0
rofl copter !!!