Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
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Top comments
laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
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Comments (95)
raseanador 0
#10 haha....insensitive, yet funny: ( :)
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
aww... ): shes just trying to be considerate (:
sheltergirl87 0
aw, she tried. I'm sure she probably felt bad
mef_fml 0
thats cute of your sister though for trying. and i mean, they are just goldfish...
tally7mir 3
I had a fish that froze to death...
allie2590 31
Why are you even posting this? This FML has nothing to do with you.
dyld921 2
Besides the fact that they were the OP's fish. Learn to read.
Ada360 0
POOR FISH POOR SISTER!!! POOR YOU.......HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN BIG SISTER!!?!!
kirakira333 0
well my cat thought that my fishies were looking a little wet so she dumped over the bowl. she then decided that they could use a place to stay so she graciously allowed them residence in her stomach. wasn't that nice of her? lmfao ;)
chocolateperson1 0
this reminds me of the goldfish that was out in the microwave and exploded!!! :D
blaqwidow20 0
rip fishys :(